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In EVERY rap song there is one lyric that is just so ridiculous you have to laugh, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"foamin at the lips, the ones between her hips, pussy lookin like some sour cream dip, without the nachos, my dick hit the spot tho"
by Anonymous13 years ago
The part in Bottoms Up where it sounds like Nicki Minaj is growling always makes me laugh.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Looking at girls behinds while we be sippin on some Peach Nehi."
by Anonymous13 years ago
"the square root of 69 is 8 somethin, right?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
And Rihanna just saying "ooh nanananana" to make a rhyme.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball.
Heehee. Eyeball. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm leavin' you. NO YOU AIN'T!
by Anonymous13 years ago
come back, Who's that dude?
I don't even know he's name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
Guess I don't know my own strength
all from memory :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
dooown skeet skeet skeet
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by Anonymous13 years ago
Ice cream paint job. The name of it is stupid. The song is stupid.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Do you know what an ice cream paint job is? It's not a paint scheme with scoops of ice cream.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well duh
by Anonymous13 years ago
They say we bugged out cuz we don't go nowhere without toast.
Toast? Really?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I think Eminen said "I'll fuck you for Christmas" in one of his songs...
by Anonymous13 years ago
In Not Afraid, he said, "Like a 'fuck you' for christmas, his gift is a curse"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, that's probably what I was thinking of. I kind of wish it was the other way now...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I flip birds blue jay gymnastics
Anything by the joker
by Anonymous13 years ago
"hotta than a shawty in a microwave..."
-WOP by J.DASH
by Anonymous13 years ago
"So back it up like a tractor truck, I smack it up like a spatula, now tell me who wants pancakes? I want pancakes, we want pancakes."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah he says "Like a Fuck You for Christmas, your gift is a curse"
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh whoops I didn't see this comment as I typed mine haha sorry
by Anonymous13 years ago
I didn't see their comment until after I saw yours either haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
"this is bad, real bad, michael Jackson"
by Anonymous13 years ago
what song is that from? i cann hear them saying those lyrics in my head
by Anonymous13 years ago
it's from Love Knocks You Down or something like that by Keri Hilson
by Anonymous13 years ago
ohhh right thanks :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
does it count if the entire song is ridiculous?
by Anonymous13 years ago
R.A.P.=Retards Attempting Poetry....lol!
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Brazilian:)): it's by keri hilson and called knocks you down
by Anonymous13 years ago
I guess thats why they call it window pane >.< *groan*
by Anonymous13 years ago
"star like Ringo"
but that really doesn't seem as funny after reading these comments
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Bitch named Crystal, let her suck my pistol, she opens up her mouth and then I blow her brains out."
by Anonymous13 years ago
'got ten toilets so I can shit all day, yuhh"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Excuse me little homie, I know you don't know me, but... my name is Wendy and I like to blow trees"
And in Jay Z's Young Forever, there's that time when he says "never gonna let you go BABAAYAAHH" in a high-pitched voice which sounds ridiculously awkward
by Anonymous13 years ago
"have you ever been to tokyo, do you like pokemon, if so, can i get a pik-at-chu?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Beautiful by Colby O'Donis and Akon... "Not like a hooker but more like a princess." Hahahahahahah
by Anonymous13 years ago
cause i been tryin to work it out awwwwwww<--- best part
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha, " i burn so many trees smokey bear doesn't like me"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Imma pour kool-aid on ya real slow, then lick it all off before it hits the floor"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wear 8 chains, I mean so much ice They yell skate Wayne
by Anonymous13 years ago
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
by Anonymous13 years ago
My hands go up and down... Like strippers botties go!
by Anonymous13 years ago
"soulja boy chillin dawg, just got my report card, looked at it, all F's, took it to the teacher's desk, THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dunt know if it counts, but......... Pull it out stick it your mouth and I bust in the back of yah, swallow bitch! There's people starving in Africa!
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
like really...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thats what I thought of...
by Anonymous13 years ago
But it makes sense. Real G's move in silence just like the g in lasagna...
by Anonymous13 years ago
But it's mentioning lasagna lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
"I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair."
Phone Home by Lil Wayne
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Lil Wayne the president, fuck em fuck em fuck em even if they celibate.. Im marred to that crazy bitch call me kevin federline."
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