+383 Im sorry automatic flush toilet, Im a little busy wiping the shit off my ass, COULD YOU NOT FLUSH RIGHT NOW?! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate wasting water

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry OP, I'm running low on original, non-repeated posts, COULD YOU NOT POST THIS SHIT (again)?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i first read this i saw "atomic flush toilet" and i was very worried for a moment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was afraid of those toilets when I was little. I had my mom come into the stalls and put her hand over the little sensor until I was finished. Up until I was 10. I'm still afraid, I'm just more flexible and I don't want my mom to see me pee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, I hate those damn things. They don't make any sense... I mean, you're going to flush it anyways. Too lazy to? Jump off a cliff. Don't wanna get your hands dirty? Wash your hands then jump off a cliff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago