Don't forget drugs. Kids get really mad when their drugs are ruined with pool water.
@679201 (lol): chill. they don't get ruined, they get disinfected.
My thought almost exactly
Or worrying if the 16 year old is pregnant
So sad that this is true...
I'm 87 and what is this?
THIS IS SPARTA
No, this is Patrick.
one day all of those things will be on a cell phone...even a fridge.
as Conan said
"It's everything but a good phone"
ahaha i know and i hate it when i get a soggy toothpick
DAMMIT, NOT THE TOOTHPICK!
But you're stupid for having something as valuable as that in your pocket. Everything else can be replaced.
Now THAT takes talent
I'm guessing you learned this the hard way?
Yeah, by putting the laughter back into manslaughter.
And putting the P back into the pool.
Don't pee in the pool.
Preaching to the satanist choir. Most of us that would laugh at this are probably in our mid-late 20s and always had to have cutting edge technology back in the 90s.
My old 90s windows mobile phone (which did more than 3rd gen iPhones) cost nearly that much.
People that push you into the pool can get fucked no matter what generation.
I bet this will be a very low rated comment
gamblings no laughing matter maybe you should seek medical attention for yor addiction before it gets out of hand. I just hope whoever you "bet" that you would get said low rating doesn't get mad and "take care of you" good day
Pah, it'll cost you $10,939 after the lawsuit.
That's why you run after you push them in! Duuuhhh
Nobody has a PSP.
Little kids do.
DS ftw, amirite?
Wow, NICE FUCKING COMMENT. Like, really. Great job. You couldn't have used your intellect any more to conjure up a smarter, wittier, and funnier comment! Nope! Not possible!
I'm guessing you forgot to press anonymous.
I didn't forget to "press anonymous", people; it was [supposed to be] a[n obvious] joke, but I suppose I could have delivered it better. EXCUSE MY INSOLENCE, EVERYONE.
Thank you, but the bosom of my very being I hath already chilleth and as well calmeth.
I don't know what your definition of a joke is but that wasn't a very nice or funny or obvious joke...
Ah, so you want a more obvious joke, hmm? Let's see...
QUACK QUACK QUACK
I figuratively rolled on the floor laughing after that one good sir! Thank you :D
Dude, what the hell crawled up your butt and died?
Do you need some Midol?
Call me a nobody then
I know, I rarely see them anywhere, even back when they came out. It's like everyone who has one either never uses it, or only uses it at home.
@679422 (SalientK): lol a PSP? That sounds more like a dildo to me.
i do! And i use it all the time
If you're gonna stand within like a foot of a pool, you have to assume that you might end up in the pool, and if you have electronics on you, why not stand slightly further away.
dollar sign goes before the number, btw
Now no one will understand the true meaning of my post D:
Don't be an ass cock... he's letting you know, so you won't make the same mistake again (if indeed it wasn't done on purpose).
Now what exactly is this so called "ass cock"?
@1047085 (MikePullam): Your face is an ass cock
In a nutshell, yeah
I had safe search off D:
All I saw was "Big cock in ass".
yep, guess not!
I've seen it both ways, especially in other countries. I'm not sure, but maybe both are acceptable.
The way I put it is correct for Canadians, we like to fuck shit up.
I'm Canadian but I've never seen it written like that?
Sorry I should have specified :P
Fais attention a tes mot! coliss :P
That's not a question
No, Canadian use is $# not #$...
Edit: Never mind, I saw you said French Canadian, in which case you're right.
lol have you ever been so high that you had a conversation in french? but i digress.
That's what she said
Un p'tit peu d'émotions ici à savoir que y a des québécois !
Sacrament, jsuis de notre partie :)!
Ich glaube Duetsch ist ganz toll!
nederlands is beste omdat ik kan duits lezen maar ik kan dronken zich klinken
No mucho. Y tu?
This is why you ask, "do you have anything in your pockets?" first. They will most likely be confused by why you are asking to know that you will push them if they say no.
Why would someone even be near the pool with all those items?
Maybe they have a pool in their backyard, or haven't changed yet. People have their phones with them at all times, no matter where they are.
My older brother broke a phone by being pushed into a pool...or at least, that's what he says
Sheeit. Push their asses in anyway. Life lessons, bro.
YDI oh wait wrong site. . .
PSP- Portable Super Penis...a penis when you're on the go. If you know what I mean...
Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but you're safe if you have a phone on you. That is, unless someone manages to distract you and take it from you. Throwing people in has now become a 3 man operation.
pro tip: Always keep them occupied trying to get the phone, but keep the camera in your other pocket.
I'd push them in anyways,
this is what always holds me back :(
From pushing someone in the pool, or for mentally having sex with the underside of an emperor penguin?
I learned that the hard way, many, many times. I have a...tendency... to scare and jump at people, and I'm also know for pushing my siblings into the pool.
your description of what you do to your siblings makes me visualize you as a sadist older broter/sister.
Oh no. It's not that extreme. Just passing on what my older siblings did to me.
(And, rereading what I wrote, I do sound like a sadist. I'm not, I can't even watch Grey's Anatomy without cringing at the blood scenes.)
Who carries a PSP next to a pool?
haha, pushed somebody into a pool recently?
it also has nothing to do with the post. gtfo.
we already had a french toast comment.
I wonder why "inb4" is considered one word...
was it cinnamon toast?
inb4 LOLOMG ANTHONY IS ALIVE!
I'm surprised no one pointed out this was from Facebook yet...
Or MAYBE Facebook got it from HERE. This was posted back in October, quite a bit of time for it to become a Facebook page.
I've never seen it on Facebook... O.o
I hate it when someone pushes me in the pool and I have my Ipad on me.
You should try the itampon. You can take them into the pool.
good for me, when i mug them
i'm so glad jmayrod hasn't had a POTD in a while...
actually, in my state it would cost $939
They already had this conversation waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy up there. It ended in some French people talking in French.
i dont care i love correcting people on my own whether its already been done or not :)