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You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?

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Don't forget drugs. Kids get really mad when their drugs are ruined with pool water.

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Or worrying if the 16 year old is pregnant

I'm 87 and what is this?

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@1046646

one day all of those things will be on a cell phone...even a fridge.

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@1046656

as Conan said
"It's everything but a good phone"

Gavins avatar Gavin Yeah You Are +14Reply
@1046646

DAMMIT, NOT THE TOOTHPICK!
But you're stupid for having something as valuable as that in your pocket. Everything else can be replaced.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +10Reply
@1046646

Now THAT takes talent

smb4evers avatar smb4ever Yeah You Are +1Reply

I'm guessing you learned this the hard way?

gommy2bears avatar gommy2bear Yeah You Are +32Reply
@gommy2bear I'm guessing you learned this the hard way?

Yeah, by putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +58Reply
@gommy2bear I'm guessing you learned this the hard way?

Preaching to the satanist choir. Most of us that would laugh at this are probably in our mid-late 20s and always had to have cutting edge technology back in the 90s.
My old 90s windows mobile phone (which did more than 3rd gen iPhones) cost nearly that much.
People that push you into the pool can get fucked no matter what generation.

@Im_so_bored_so_bye I bet this will be a very low rated comment

gamblings no laughing matter maybe you should seek medical attention for yor addiction before it gets out of hand. I just hope whoever you "bet" that you would get said low rating doesn't get mad and "take care of you" good day

$939?
Pah, it'll cost you $10,939 after the lawsuit.

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are +32Reply

That's why you run after you push them in! Duuuhhh

Nobody has a PSP.

Anonymous +24Reply
@Nobody has a PSP.

Little kids do.

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Nobody has a PSP.

DS ftw, amirite?

FreeMustacheRidess avatar FreeMustacheRides Yeah You Are +31Reply
@FreeMustacheRides DS ftw, amirite?

Wow, NICE FUCKING COMMENT. Like, really. Great job. You couldn't have used your intellect any more to conjure up a smarter, wittier, and funnier comment! Nope! Not possible!

Fuck you.

FreeMustacheRidess avatar FreeMustacheRides Yeah You Are -16Reply
@Rawtoast I'm guessing you forgot to press anonymous.

I didn't forget to "press anonymous", people; it was [supposed to be] a[n obvious] joke, but I suppose I could have delivered it better. EXCUSE MY INSOLENCE, EVERYONE.

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@1046884

Thank you, but the bosom of my very being I hath already chilleth and as well calmeth. smirk smilie

@YourCleverNameIsMine I don't know what your definition of a joke is but that wasn't a very nice or funny or obvious joke...

Ah, so you want a more obvious joke, hmm? Let's see...

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO DERE
QUACK
QUACK WHO
QUACK QUACK QUACK

Good enough? goo smilie

@Nobody has a PSP.

Call me a nobody then

Ellens avatar Ellen Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Nobody has a PSP.

I know, I rarely see them anywhere, even back when they came out. It's like everyone who has one either never uses it, or only uses it at home.

SalientKs avatar SalientK Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Nobody has a PSP.

i do! And i use it all the time

gommy2bears avatar gommy2bear Yeah You Are -2Reply

If you're gonna stand within like a foot of a pool, you have to assume that you might end up in the pool, and if you have electronics on you, why not stand slightly further away.

dollar sign goes before the number, btw

Anonymous +22Reply
@dollar sign goes before the number, btw

Oh no!!!
Now no one will understand the true meaning of my post D:

Gavins avatar Gavin Yeah You Are +127Reply
@Gavin Oh no!!! Now no one will understand the true meaning of my post D:

Don't be an ass cock... he's letting you know, so you won't make the same mistake again (if indeed it wasn't done on purpose).

@dollar sign goes before the number, btw

I've seen it both ways, especially in other countries. I'm not sure, but maybe both are acceptable.

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Gavins avatar Gavin Yeah You Are +49Reply
@Gavin The way I put it is correct for Canadians, we like to fuck shit up.

I'm Canadian but I've never seen it written like that?

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Fais attention a tes mot! coliss :P

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Bonjour mademoiselle

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@Gavin The way I put it is correct for Canadians, we like to fuck shit up.

No, Canadian use is $# not #$...

Edit: Never mind, I saw you said French Canadian, in which case you're right.

@SalientK I've seen it both ways, especially in other countries. I'm not sure, but maybe both are acceptable.

lol have you ever been so high that you had a conversation in french? but i digress.

That's what she said

This is why you ask, "do you have anything in your pockets?" first. They will most likely be confused by why you are asking to know that you will push them if they say no.

silverdoe65s avatar silverdoe65 Yeah You Are +21Reply

Why would someone even be near the pool with all those items?

@coolestguyever Why would someone even be near the pool with all those items?

Maybe they have a pool in their backyard, or haven't changed yet. People have their phones with them at all times, no matter where they are.

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@coolestguyever Why would someone even be near the pool with all those items?

My older brother broke a phone by being pushed into a pool...or at least, that's what he says

Sheeit. Push their asses in anyway. Life lessons, bro.

YDI oh wait wrong site. . .

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +17Reply

PSP- Portable Super Penis...a penis when you're on the go. If you know what I mean...

Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but you're safe if you have a phone on you. That is, unless someone manages to distract you and take it from you. Throwing people in has now become a 3 man operation.

ECbeat2014s avatar ECbeat2014 Yeah You Are +13Reply
@ECbeat2014 Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but...

pro tip: Always keep them occupied trying to get the phone, but keep the camera in your other pocket.

ECbeat2014s avatar ECbeat2014 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'd push them in anyways,

KarlyTHEkangaroos avatar KarlyTHEkangaroo Yeah You Are +12Reply

this is what always holds me back :(

Chelsea_Smiles avatar Chelsea_Smile Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Chelsea_Smile this is what always holds me back :(

From pushing someone in the pool, or for mentally having sex with the underside of an emperor penguin?

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +48Reply

I learned that the hard way, many, many times. I have a...tendency... to scare and jump at people, and I'm also know for pushing my siblings into the pool.

Readers avatar Reader Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Reader I learned that the hard way, many, many times. I have a...tendency... to scare and jump at people, and I'm also...

your description of what you do to your siblings makes me visualize you as a sadist older broter/sister.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +4Reply
@TalkingRice your description of what you do to your siblings makes me visualize you as a sadist older broter/sister.

Oh no. It's not that extreme. Just passing on what my older siblings did to me.
(And, rereading what I wrote, I do sound like a sadist. I'm not, I can't even watch Grey's Anatomy without cringing at the blood scenes.)

Readers avatar Reader Yeah You Are 0Reply

haha, pushed somebody into a pool recently?

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@1046487

it also has nothing to do with the post. gtfo.

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@1046521

we already had a french toast comment.

http://www.amirite.net/397914/1046495

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@1046916

I wonder why "inb4" is considered one word...

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@1046733

was it cinnamon toast?

inb4 LOLOMG ANTHONY IS ALIVE!

@1046733

french toast?

niemann2006s avatar niemann2006 Yeah You Are +11Reply

I'm surprised no one pointed out this was from Facebook yet...

@hotwiredTARDIS I'm surprised no one pointed out this was from Facebook yet...

Or MAYBE Facebook got it from HERE. This was posted back in October, quite a bit of time for it to become a Facebook page.

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +13Reply

I hate it when someone pushes me in the pool and I have my Ipad on me.

CBbasketballs avatar CBbasketball Yeah You Are 0Reply

good for me, when i mug them

Anonymous 0Reply

i'm so glad jmayrod hasn't had a POTD in a while...

actually, in my state it would cost $939

RunThePacifics avatar RunThePacific Yeah You Are -1Reply
@RunThePacific actually, in my state it would cost $939

They already had this conversation waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy up there. It ended in some French people talking in French.

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@They already had this conversation waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy up there. It ended in some French people talking in French.

i dont care i love correcting people on my own whether its already been done or not :)

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