+3,228 You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing you learned this the hard way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, by putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And putting the P back into the pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't pee in the pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet this will be a very low rated comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gamblings no laughing matter maybe you should seek medical attention for yor addiction before it gets out of hand. I just hope whoever you "bet" that you would get said low rating doesn't get mad and "take care of you" good day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Preaching to the satanist choir. Most of us that would laugh at this are probably in our mid-late 20s and always had to have cutting edge technology back in the 90s. My old 90s windows mobile phone (which did more than 3rd gen iPhones) cost nearly that much. People that push you into the pool can get fucked no matter what generation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is what always holds me back :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From pushing someone in the pool, or for mentally having sex with the underside of an emperor penguin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

both frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dollar sign goes before the number, btw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no!!! Now no one will understand the true meaning of my post D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep, guess not!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't be an ass cock... he's letting you know, so you won't make the same mistake again (if indeed it wasn't done on purpose).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now what exactly is this so called "ass cock"? Enlighten me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ass+cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had safe search off D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I saw was "Big cock in ass".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks @1047085 (MikePullam): Your face is an ass cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen it both ways, especially in other countries. I'm not sure, but maybe both are acceptable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The way I put it is correct for Canadians, we like to fuck shit up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Canadian but I've never seen it written like that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry I should have specified :P French Canada

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not a question

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Canadian use is $# not #$... Edit: Never mind, I saw you said French Canadian, in which case you're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ lol have you ever been so high that you had a conversation in french? but i digress. That's what she said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Un p'tit peu d'émotions ici à savoir que y a des québécois !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sacrament, jsuis de notre partie :)!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

你好马?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ich glaube Duetsch ist ganz toll!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nederlands is beste omdat ik kan duits lezen maar ik kan dronken zich klinken

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hola

by Anonymous 13 years ago

qué pasa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No mucho. Y tu?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody has a PSP.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Little kids do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Call me a nobody then

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i do! And i use it all the time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, I rarely see them anywhere, even back when they came out. It's like everyone who has one either never uses it, or only uses it at home.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@679422 (SalientK): lol a PSP? That sounds more like a dildo to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DS ftw, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, NICE FUCKING COMMENT. Like, really. Great job. You couldn't have used your intellect any more to conjure up a smarter, wittier, and funnier comment! Nope! Not possible! Fuck you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, what the hell crawled up your butt and died?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing you forgot to press anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't forget to "press anonymous", people; it was [supposed to be] a[n obvious] joke, but I suppose I could have delivered it better. EXCUSE MY INSOLENCE, EVERYONE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what your definition of a joke is but that wasn't a very nice or funny or obvious joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, so you want a more obvious joke, hmm? Let's see... KNOCK KNOCK WHO DERE QUACK QUACK WHO QUACK QUACK QUACK Good enough? goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I figuratively rolled on the floor laughing after that one good sir! Thank you :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you need some Midol?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget drugs. Kids get really mad when their drugs are ruined with pool water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@679201 (lol): chill. they don't get ruined, they get disinfected.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My thought almost exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, pushed somebody into a pool recently?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would someone even be near the pool with all those items?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they have a pool in their backyard, or haven't changed yet. People have their phones with them at all times, no matter where they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My older brother broke a phone by being pushed into a pool...or at least, that's what he says

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I learned that the hard way, many, many times. I have a...tendency... to scare and jump at people, and I'm also know for pushing my siblings into the pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your description of what you do to your siblings makes me visualize you as a sadist older broter/sister.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no. It's not that extreme. Just passing on what my older siblings did to me. (And, rereading what I wrote, I do sound like a sadist. I'm not, I can't even watch Grey's Anatomy without cringing at the blood scenes.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're gonna stand within like a foot of a pool, you have to assume that you might end up in the pool, and if you have electronics on you, why not stand slightly further away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who carries a PSP next to a pool?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IDIOTS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd push them in anyways,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why you run after you push them in! Duuuhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why you ask, "do you have anything in your pockets?" first. They will most likely be confused by why you are asking to know that you will push them if they say no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sheeit. Push their asses in anyway. Life lessons, bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or worrying if the 16 year old is pregnant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So sad that this is true...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 87 and what is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THIS IS SPARTA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

$939? Pah, it'll cost you $10,939 after the lawsuit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YDI oh wait wrong site. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm surprised no one pointed out this was from Facebook yet...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never seen it on Facebook... O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or MAYBE Facebook got it from HERE. This was posted back in October, quite a bit of time for it to become a Facebook page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PSP- Portable Super Penis...a penis when you're on the go. If you know what I mean...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dildo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when someone pushes me in the pool and I have my Ipad on me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should try the itampon. You can take them into the pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol this is exactly why I always carry my phone and my camera on me near the pool. We all push each other in, but you're safe if you have a phone on you. That is, unless someone manages to distract you and take it from you. Throwing people in has now become a 3 man operation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pro tip: Always keep them occupied trying to get the phone, but keep the camera in your other pocket.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good for me, when i mug them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm so glad jmayrod hasn't had a POTD in a while...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually, in my state it would cost $939

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They already had this conversation waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy up there. It ended in some French people talking in French.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont care i love correcting people on my own whether its already been done or not :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago