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I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?

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Are you're 1,000 miles away, and does she have 2 years left in school?

If so, Baby would be a stupid choice. You should definitely go with Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.

Anonymous +129Reply

some of these comments are true fails

Ringo_Starrs avatar Ringo_Starr Yeah You Are +80Reply
Anonymous +12Reply

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley. obviously.

Do you think Times Square can shine as bright as her?

ConnorNoonans avatar ConnorNoonan Yeah You Are +68Reply
@ConnorNoonan Do you think Times Square can shine as bright as her?

Most likely. In which case he should probably go with "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga. Wait...what?

Anonymous +1Reply

depends....does she look so pretty tonight??

x22s avatar x22 Yeah You Are +52Reply
@x22 depends....does she look so pretty tonight??

Times square cant shine as bright as her (:

Anonymous +13Reply

Like a G6, theres never a bad time to do things like a g6

Ewwww don't put the Plain White T's in the same sentence with Justin Bieber....they wayyyyyyy transcend him.

mutantdustbunniess avatar mutantdustbunnies Yeah You Are +48Reply

But don't forget, they have planes and trains and cars.

@Alyssa But don't forget, they have planes and trains and cars.

And he could walk to her if he had no other way.

sansas avatar sansa Yeah You Are +16Reply

Hey! I was in this exact situation, but I actually wrote a song for it. It's called "Hey there Delilah", you can sing it if you want.

Anonymous +44Reply

Well if you want to tell her everything is gonna be ok, then i think Hot Mess by Cobra Starship would be more appropriate

shipwrecked66s avatar shipwrecked66 Yeah You Are +37Reply

so, wait, you're right there if she gets lonely, right?

Dick in a box, trust me when I say it fits the scenario perfectly

Oh, come ON, people. I listen to metal and I know this song.

would you walk to her if you had no other way, such as trains planes or cars? are you by her side, with your voice as your disguise? in two years, once she is done with school, will you be makin' history like you do?

if so, i think 'big booty bitches' would work quite nicely.

Anonymous +30Reply

"I'm on a Boat" because she'll know you're on your way. On a side note, I don't think I've seen more comment fails.

Markis avatar Marki Yeah You Are +27Reply

Do you hope that every simple song you write to her will take her breath away?

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +25Reply

I've facepalmed quite a few times at the ignorance of those who do not understand this post.

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +24Reply

Someone needs to amiwrong some of these comments

Some people just don't get it these days.

If a thousand miles seems pretty far, and you've got planes and trains and cars, and you'd walk to her if you had no other way and that your friends would all make fun of you and you'd just laugh along because you known that none of them have felt this way?

I think that you should definitely sing F**k You by Lily Allen

muffinmonkeys avatar muffinmonkey Yeah You Are +19Reply

(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You by Louis Armstrong, it gets the ladies every time.

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +18Reply

look at your life, look at your choices.

Anonymous +16Reply
@look at your life, look at your choices.

Lol this is going to be the follow-up.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@look at your life, look at your choices.

what what what are you doing

Anonymous -2Reply

How about "Unfaithful" by Rihanna?

Anonymous +14Reply

Actually, I think this might work even better
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@ali_d Actually, I think this might work even better

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rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +3Reply

So you want to comfort her and let her know you're thinking of her?
I'm thinking "The Thong Song" would convey that message well

Smell Yo Dick by Riskay, most definitely.

Dude, love takes time but I still believe that against all odds, no one can take that away from you because she will always be your baby and you belong together. You are a real hero and before I say Bye bye, I recommend you to not be too obsessed with a specific song for her, just Thank God you found her and when you finally see each other, touch her body and don't be a heartbreaker.

btw, you should look up some Mariah Carey songs. They are good.

cheers. :)

bluscluss avatar blusclus Yeah You Are +11Reply

Comment fails...............

Anonymous +10Reply

Sigh....Explaining a post kinda ruins it, but for those who don't get it, this post is funny because the situation is taken straight from the Plain White T's song Hey There Delilah, but then the OP just throws in the horrible song Baby that is completely unrelated.

And the world will never, ever be the same, right?

Anonymous +10Reply

it's sad how many musically retarded people there are out there

Anonymous +10Reply

Well, do your friend make fun of you because none of them have felt that way?

WhoIsSierras avatar WhoIsSierra Yeah You Are +9Reply

I can't believe some people haven't heard of this song! I'm honestly shocked D:

Anonymous +8Reply
@I can't believe some people haven't heard of this song! I'm honestly shocked D:

I was just about to write that.What kind of world do we live in where people don't recognize this song?!

Anonymous +6Reply

This post is a win. These comments are not.
-facepalm-

Sarwats avatar Sarwat Yeah You Are +8Reply

I was thinking My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas.

amiwriters avatar amiwriter Yeah You Are +8Reply

And by the time that you get through the world will never, ever be the same, and you're to blame, right? If so, I definitely think this would be appropriate: YouTube video thumbnail

sansas avatar sansa Yeah You Are +8Reply

i like big butts by sir mix alot would fit into this situation perfectly

blacklisteds avatar blacklisted Yeah You Are +8Reply

Lmao! These comments are pure win!

Anonymous +7Reply

Maybe F U by Ceilo Green.

Joesephs avatar Joeseph Yeah You Are +7Reply

Maybe sugarlumps by flight of the conchords.

Stutter from AVPS, it fits your needs.

Joesephs avatar Joeseph Yeah You Are +5Reply

Obviously That Baby Don't Look Like Me by Shawty Putt. Can't believe you haven't thought of this.

Anonymous +5Reply

Before any romantic details, show her you care about her well being by asking what it's like in New York City.

M96s avatar M96 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Yeah, that'd be good, but I think that I can't be tamed by Miley Cyrus would be even better

HDYKMDs avatar HDYKMD Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@684941

If she starts getting lonely, she should give that song another listen

Anonymous +13Reply
@684941

COMPREHENSION FAIL.

Anonymous +1Reply

just remeber any simple song you write for her will take her breath away

Anonymous +1Reply

no one cares about that sissy or his name

blacklisteds avatar blacklisted Yeah You Are -3Reply

Yeah, I'd sing hey there deliliah!?

Faithanators avatar Faithanator Yeah You Are -4Reply

BIEBER not beiber

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Do not sing any of that bieber shit, that would make her want to move further away.

Anonymous -13Reply

Seriously I before E, BIEber

Anonymous -20Reply
@Seriously I before E, BIEber

no one gives a SHIT how its spelled.

Anonymous +7Reply

sing hey there delilah

Anonymous -32Reply
@sing hey there delilah

No thanks, not exactly the song for the situation, in my opinion.

rockerman1080s avatar rockerman1080 Yeah You Are +22Reply

Is there a point to this post that I'm not getting, or is it just an MLIA type personal story?

Anonymous -53Reply
@Is there a point to this post that I'm not getting, or is it just an MLIA type personal story?

There's a song called Hey There Deliah with these lyrics, and then singing the Biebs song is funny because its completely missing the mark

Deff sing "Hey there Deliah" but if ur any good at song writing u shood try writing one yourself cuz tht wood be more heartfelt.

Anonymous -89Reply
@Deff sing "Hey there Deliah" but if ur any good at song writing u shood try writing one yourself cuz tht wood be...

What the hell? If I knew how to do the facepalm emoticon, then you would be receiving four of them.

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