I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?

Are you're 1,000 miles away, and does she have 2 years left in school?

If so, Baby would be a stupid choice. You should definitely go with Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.

some of these comments are true fails

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley. obviously.

Do you think Times Square can shine as bright as her?

depends....does she look so pretty tonight??

Like a G6, theres never a bad time to do things like a g6

Ewwww don't put the Plain White T's in the same sentence with Justin Bieber....they wayyyyyyy transcend him.

But don't forget, they have planes and trains and cars.

Hey! I was in this exact situation, but I actually wrote a song for it. It's called "Hey there Delilah", you can sing it if you want.

Well if you want to tell her everything is gonna be ok, then i think Hot Mess by Cobra Starship would be more appropriate

so, wait, you're right there if she gets lonely, right?

Dick in a box, trust me when I say it fits the scenario perfectly

Oh, come ON, people. I listen to metal and I know this song.

would you walk to her if you had no other way, such as trains planes or cars? are you by her side, with your voice as your disguise? in two years, once she is done with school, will you be makin' history like you do?

if so, i think 'big booty bitches' would work quite nicely.

"I'm on a Boat" because she'll know you're on your way. On a side note, I don't think I've seen more comment fails.

Do you hope that every simple song you write to her will take her breath away?

I've facepalmed quite a few times at the ignorance of those who do not understand this post.

Someone needs to amiwrong some of these comments

Some people just don't get it these days.

If a thousand miles seems pretty far, and you've got planes and trains and cars, and you'd walk to her if you had no other way and that your friends would all make fun of you and you'd just laugh along because you known that none of them have felt this way?

I think that you should definitely sing F**k You by Lily Allen

(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You by Louis Armstrong, it gets the ladies every time.

look at your life, look at your choices.

How about "Unfaithful" by Rihanna?

Actually, I think this might work even better

So you want to comfort her and let her know you're thinking of her?
I'm thinking "The Thong Song" would convey that message well

Smell Yo Dick by Riskay, most definitely.

Dude, love takes time but I still believe that against all odds, no one can take that away from you because she will always be your baby and you belong together. You are a real hero and before I say Bye bye, I recommend you to not be too obsessed with a specific song for her, just Thank God you found her and when you finally see each other, touch her body and don't be a heartbreaker.

btw, you should look up some Mariah Carey songs. They are good.

cheers. :)

Comment fails...............

Sigh....Explaining a post kinda ruins it, but for those who don't get it, this post is funny because the situation is taken straight from the Plain White T's song Hey There Delilah, but then the OP just throws in the horrible song Baby that is completely unrelated.

And the world will never, ever be the same, right?

it's sad how many musically retarded people there are out there

Well, do your friend make fun of you because none of them have felt that way?

I can't believe some people haven't heard of this song! I'm honestly shocked D:

This post is a win. These comments are not.
-facepalm-

I was thinking My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas.

And by the time that you get through the world will never, ever be the same, and you're to blame, right? If so, I definitely think this would be appropriate:

i like big butts by sir mix alot would fit into this situation perfectly

Lmao! These comments are pure win!

Maybe F U by Ceilo Green.

Maybe sugarlumps by flight of the conchords.

Stutter from AVPS, it fits your needs.

Obviously That Baby Don't Look Like Me by Shawty Putt. Can't believe you haven't thought of this.

Before any romantic details, show her you care about her well being by asking what it's like in New York City.

Yeah, that'd be good, but I think that I can't be tamed by Miley Cyrus would be even better

just remeber any simple song you write for her will take her breath away

no one cares about that sissy or his name

Yeah, I'd sing hey there deliliah!?

BIEBER not beiber

Do not sing any of that bieber shit, that would make her want to move further away.

Seriously I before E, BIEber

sing hey there delilah

Is there a point to this post that I'm not getting, or is it just an MLIA type personal story?

make one up if your in a band you should be able to do that type of thing.... let it come from the heart... and someone elses words

Deff sing "Hey there Deliah" but if ur any good at song writing u shood try writing one yourself cuz tht wood be more heartfelt.