I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should...

Are you're 1,000 miles away, and does she have 2 years left in school? If so, Baby would be a stupid choice. You should definitely go with Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Life(:): Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

make one up if your in a band you should be able to do that type of thing.... let it come from the heart... and someone elses words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a song, you know Hey There Delilah?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, I thought this post was about Baby by Justin Bieber?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh, comprehension fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahaha you're a dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ewwww don't put the Plain White T's in the same sentence with Justin Bieber....they wayyyyyyy transcend him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you think Times Square can shine as bright as her?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most likely. In which case he should probably go with "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga. Wait...what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley. obviously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm not sure if you just rick rolled us... OH WELL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm not really sure either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you want to tell her everything is gonna be ok, then i think Hot Mess by Cobra Starship would be more appropriate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so, wait, you're right there if she gets lonely, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

depends....does she look so pretty tonight??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Times square cant shine as bright as her (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But don't forget, they have planes and trains and cars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And he could walk to her if he had no other way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deff sing "Hey there Deliah" but if ur any good at song writing u shood try writing one yourself cuz tht wood be more heartfelt.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell? If I knew how to do the facepalm emoticon, then you would be receiving four of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FAIL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

|: Comprehension. Fail.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the hell is that??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

obviously, it's a talking pear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to not get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is there a point to this post that I'm not getting, or is it just an MLIA type personal story?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a song called Hey There Deliah with these lyrics, and then singing the Biebs song is funny because its completely missing the mark

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooh, that makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some of these comments are true fails

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was just thinking that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people just don't get it these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you hope that every simple song you write to her will take her breath away?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've facepalmed quite a few times at the ignorance of those who do not understand this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, me too. People these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Comment fails...............

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sigh....Explaining a post kinda ruins it, but for those who don't get it, this post is funny because the situation is taken straight from the Plain White T's song Hey There Delilah, but then the OP just throws in the horrible song Baby that is completely unrelated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't believe some people haven't heard of this song! I'm honestly shocked D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to write that.What kind of world do we live in where people don't recognize this song?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, do your friend make fun of you because none of them have felt that way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like a G6, theres never a bad time to do things like a g6

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That comment was pure brilliance (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the true LOL :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You by Louis Armstrong, it gets the ladies every time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dick in a box, trust me when I say it fits the scenario perfectly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously I before E, BIEber

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no one gives a SHIT how its spelled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, come ON, people. I listen to metal and I know this song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm on a Boat" because she'll know you're on your way. On a side note, I don't think I've seen more comment fails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey! I was in this exact situation, but I actually wrote a song for it. It's called "Hey there Delilah", you can sing it if you want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about "Unfaithful" by Rihanna?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the world will never, ever be the same, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and shes to blame

by Anonymous 13 years ago

look at your life, look at your choices.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol this is going to be the follow-up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you even SLEPT with this guy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what what what are you doing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

would you walk to her if you had no other way, such as trains planes or cars? are you by her side, with your voice as your disguise? in two years, once she is done with school, will you be makin' history like you do? if so, i think 'big booty bitches' would work quite nicely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha that just made my day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you want to comfort her and let her know you're thinking of her? I'm thinking "The Thong Song" would convey that message well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I think this might work even better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TROLOLOLOLO LOL LOLOLO LOL LOLOLOOOOOOOO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sing hey there delilah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No thanks, not exactly the song for the situation, in my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that'd be good, but I think that I can't be tamed by Miley Cyrus would be even better

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao! These comments are pure win!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone needs to amiwrong some of these comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do not sing any of that bieber shit, that would make her want to move further away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(bieber h8r): COMPREHENSION FAIL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, love takes time but I still believe that against all odds, no one can take that away from you because she will always be your baby and you belong together. You are a real hero and before I say Bye bye, I recommend you to not be too obsessed with a specific song for her, just Thank God you found her and when you finally see each other, touch her body and don't be a heartbreaker. btw, you should look up some Mariah Carey songs. They are good. cheers. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's sad how many musically retarded people there are out there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a thousand miles seems pretty far, and you've got planes and trains and cars, and you'd walk to her if you had no other way and that your friends would all make fun of you and you'd just laugh along because you known that none of them have felt this way? I think that you should definitely sing F**k You by Lily Allen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is a win. These comments are not. -facepalm-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And by the time that you get through the world will never, ever be the same, and you're to blame, right? If so, I definitely think this would be appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe sugarlumps by flight of the conchords.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smell Yo Dick by Riskay, most definitely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like big butts by sir mix alot would fit into this situation perfectly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stutter from AVPS, it fits your needs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BIEBER not beiber

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no one cares about that sissy or his name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? You all just fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just remeber any simple song you write for her will take her breath away

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I'd sing hey there deliliah!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

comprehension fail

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously That Baby Don't Look Like Me by Shawty Putt. Can't believe you haven't thought of this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Before any romantic details, show her you care about her well being by asking what it's like in New York City.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe F U by Ceilo Green.

by Anonymous 13 years ago