"im in class, needin a mint like nobodies business, but when i go to untwist the wrapper, it sound like i am fuckin tearing the walls down! so i try to take the candy out without fully unwrapping it, to no avail. so i just rip the motherfucker open and pop it in my mouth. at which point, my instructor asks me, "are you finished?" what a bitch, and yes; i am finished."

by Anonymous 13 years ago