I want to become a politician just so I can put stupid attack ads against my opponent on TV. "My opponent regularly eats Skippy peanut butter. He does this knowing that people in wheelchairs can't skip. My opponent regularly insults people in wheelchairs!", amirite?

+721 I want to become a politician just so I can put stupid attack ads against my opponent on TV. "My opponent regularly eats Skippy peanut butter. He does this knowing that people in wheelchairs can't skip. My opponent regularly insults people in wheelchairs!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then don't take credit for it.. Just leave that out there. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, and in the fast mumbling part that's always at the end put "This message brought to you by the people who just wasted a minute and a half of your time."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol My opponent worships Aqua Buddha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then make an ad about their college days. They joined a Jump 5 fan club. People in wheelchairs can't jump. My opponent mocks the disabled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg I had forgotten Jump5 existed... haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah this reminds me of that one post about not being able to say/do anything without offending someone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao, I laughed at that post and all the comments on it, so hard. It was hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pretty sure that just made my night

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"My opponent regulary breathes air. Would you like him to run (blah blah blah) knowing he is filling the air with CO2? Well, I don't breathe out CO2, because I'm an alien from planent Valonitioan. There, people think I am awesome. You think I am awesome. You should vote for me. You should not vote for my sheep-loving opponent."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLfbtduLaho BEST AD EVER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAO!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sam Katz. He kicks children in the face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the link doesn't work anymore because of a copyright claim. could you post another link of the same ad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LAWLZ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Five months later, Skippy peanut butter goes out of business...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the law of syllogism, we're learning it in Geometry :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wheelchairs? That's offensive to people with no arms!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's keep that on BeakfastFan's post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago