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"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms." Maybe nobody likes you because you're that weird kid that eats worms. Amirite?

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My dad used to sing this to me to make me laugh <3

"Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat some wooorms. Short fat juicy ones, long slim slimey ones, itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wooorrmms. First you bite their heads off, then you suck their guts out, oh how they wriggle and squiiirrrmmmm. Short fat juicy ones, long slim slimey ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy WORMS!"

What a twisted song.

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +5Reply

Is that from that ghost book about the girl who died on the fourth of july?

Anonymous +2Reply
@Is that from that ghost book about the girl who died on the fourth of july?

I remember that book! I loved it :)
But the song came before the book.

Anonymous +2Reply
@Is that from that ghost book about the girl who died on the fourth of july?

(Madmadie): No it from a song I learned as a kid. " Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm!" Maybe they put it in that book, but i've never read it

@Is that from that ghost book about the girl who died on the fourth of july?

I remember that book too! I never really thought people actually read it

In the end though, doesn't he throw up and become loved by everyone?

Anonymous +2Reply

I thought it was from the Spanish song "nadie me quiere, todos me odian, mejor me como un gusanito." I never heard it in English before

Luffys avatar Luffy Yeah You Are +2Reply

My grandpa always sang that to my cousins and I when we were upset.

i think i've read this book before.

The beginning of this sort of reminded me of the song 'Letterbomb'

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I better eat worms. Big fat juicy ones. Little tiny skinny ones. Ones that wiggle and squirm! First you bite the head off, then you suck the juice out, then you throw the skin away. Nobody knows why I eats worms all three times a day!

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this is my favorite post ever.

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