+393 The Little Mermaid is the same size as the other mermaids. I guess "Average-sized Mermaid" just wouldn't have been as enchanting, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe the little was referring to her age...? She was the youngest of them all, no?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Referencing age. Duh,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You stole this from Dan Bergstein. I don't know whether to be angry or to love you forever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who's Dan Bergstein? I got this from my friend when she was over at my place and we were trying to think of shit to post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmmmm... maybe she's a sparkler. You should check it out, He does "Blogging Twilight" where he goes through each of the chapters, points out plot holes and all things rather laughable about the book. Here's the index page: http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/07/16/blogging-twilight-index-page/ By the way, your post strongly resembled one of his tweets.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh sweet. I'll check that out. I always love an opportunity to mock Twilight. Sparkler? I will have to ask her about that. She probably follows him if he tweeted it. Thanks for the tip! Blackmail material? I think so xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago