+1,010 My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....territorial? Oh wait, terrified, sorry it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from sikipedia, and it's, "Purified? Oh wait, petrified."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These sickipedia repeats have got to stop

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty confused. So is the attractive female neighbor the one stalking or the one being stalked?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Think about it. The stalker is reading the diary through binoculars, but the diary is being written from the stalker's point of view.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i see what you did there

by Anonymous 13 years ago