+610 When you find a song with really disturbing/embarrasing/questionable lyrics, it just HAS to happen to be really catchy so that you can't help but download it and feel ashamed of yourself... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like any kesha song?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"the way i are"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad likes Jimi Hendrix. I didn't mind it, but then I heard the line ''I'll make love to you in your sleep''. O_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dick cost a late night fee, Your dick got the HIV. My dick plays on the double feature screen, Your dick went straight to DVD. Mom: What the FUCK did you just say? Me *turning around*: Umm.... My kick...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mickey avalon :D i first heard this song in the harold & kumar movie & almost peed myself, it was so hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, I heard it somewhere else, but I noticed it was on there too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah you totally knew it before it was popular, no big deal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No 5, Hollywood Undead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everywhere I Go too.... There's nothing better then signing " so I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher, and I punked the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher" at the top of your lungs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The Bad Touch" (Discovery Channel) by Bloodhound Gang

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That song is the shit :D It reminds me of bo burnham's witty (but sometimes disturbing) tunes too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You'll soon find that I'm sexually straight but I'm mentally gay because I'll blow your mind." "Girls are like square numbers - If they're under 13 just fuck'em in your head." "If you're wondering how I got here, well, like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings." I could go on and on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too! :D "My whole family thinks i'm gay; i don't know how it got this way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that i walk. It makes them think that i like ... boys." "I want you, yeah, like a laywer/mathmetician wants some kinda proof, and i want you, yeah, like JFK wa-anted a car with a roof." "That's right, consider yourself warned! I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn." What a genius <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And two balls minus one, six titles at the Tour de France." "Like Hitler's Father needed to learn to pull out." I'd keep going, but people would probably get annoyed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The parents be snickering, 'He shouldn't have written it!' But i'm constipated, couldn't give a shit." Haha yes we should stop. But he's just so clever ! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold. Ahh, necrophilia. Really genius music though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blood on the dance floor.. Catchy and dirty lyrics x3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hatefuck by The Bravery o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rehab - My Addiction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kiss in tell by kesha any drugstore fanatics song... Certain 3 0 seconds to mars songs and black veil brides, but only cos im afraid ill get called an emo more often than i do know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinky heels, laundarie, panty hose, foreplay. Legs up, in the bar, in the back of your car. Latex, champagne, bubble bath, whipped cream, cherry pop, trampoline, Can you make me scream? I seriously love this song, and those aren't even the dirtiest lyrics in it. 'Dirty Talk' by Wynter Gordon. And it does suck when you start singing songs like that. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your peacock cock cock your peacock! i wanna see your peacock cock cock, your peacock! no sexual innuendos there. AT. ALL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh, you beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna f**k you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside. Closer-Nine Inch Nails <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. "Damn, you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it. When I dream, I'm doing you all night. Scratches all down my back to keep me right on."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Animals by nikelback

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Em-Claire): lameeeeeeeee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jumpsteady My homie fuck 'em, what are ya gonna do Fuck that bitch, fuck you Yeah, well, fuck you too Don't bother to analyze these rhymes In this song I say fuck 93 times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3oh!3, FLight of the conchords, the lonely island... almost all of tht stuff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Defiantly Bad Touch and also Undead by Hollywood undead also Shame by system of a down

by Anonymous 13 years ago