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Also by Vex+19The poem is often found as a gateway into the heart, and men take advantage of this. If you were to try and translate these poems, though, it would be something like this: Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna see your tits, amirite?
Also about car crashes+77Car crashes happen because the matrix lagged, amirite?
Also about car crashes+258No wonder why the UK has so many car crashes..... they drive on the wrong side of the road, amirite?
Also about holding, car, and traffic+228It's kind of annoying when someone has a really expensive sports car and they're holding up traffic by driving slower than your old, beaten up car. If you're going to buy a car built for speed, then use it for its purpose! amirite?
Also about car crashes+482Leading causes of car crashes: texting while driving, speeding, and getting hit by red and green turtle shells, amirite?
Also by Vex+362It sucks when doctors ask you what you think they do for a living, like, "Hey Jimmy, I'm doctor Marshall. I'm a pediatrician. Do you know what that is?" Bitch, I came here for a check up and a lollipop, not a fucking vocabulary lesson, amirite?
Also about car crashes+274You don't understand how some people are permanently maimed in seemingly minor car crashes, yet stunt drivers can drive off a ramp, fly 100 feet through the air, hit the ground, roll 12 consecutive times and catch on fire, but still walk away unharmed, amirite?
Also about car+101When you're on the subway in New York and you see a semi-empty train car surrounded by two crowded ones, do anything but enter that car, amirite?
Also about car crashes+74If all girls ran in slow motion, there would be a lot more car crashes. amirite?