Double-tap. It's a rule.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, limber up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule #2: Double Tap

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule 1: Cardio.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cardio The Double Tap Beware of Bathrooms Wear Seat Belts No Attachments The “Skillet” Travel Light Get a Kick Ass Partner With your Bare Hands Don’t Swing Low Use Your Foot Bounty Paper Towels Shake it Off Always carry a change of underwear Bowling Ball Opportunity Knocks Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) Limber Up Break it Up It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint Avoid Strip Clubs When in doubt Know your way out Zipplock Use your thumbs Shoot First A little sun screen never hurt anybody Incoming! Double-Knot your Shoes The Buddy System Pack your stain stick Check the back seat Enjoy the little things

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not a Zombieland reference, but never, ever, fight zombies with fire. They're impervious to it, and the only thing scarier than the undead trying to eat you is the undead trying to eat you while on fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I read that in the Zombie Survival Guide lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a little late on this but.. Zombieland!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mozambique drill works better. Two to the chest one to the head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you had to cut off a zombies head for it to die...I've been fed lies all these years D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scream 4 anyone..?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shh, I didn't see it yet D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago