+365 Dear Mormon door knockers, it's a hot day, I'm allowed to wear shorts in my own house. Please stop looking at me like I'm a concubine for the Devil, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hate to break it to you. I was one of those "Mormon door knockers" and I wear shorts to. We have nothing to do with a concubine or whatever. And we believe that the devil can't come to the earth. Lots of people have really benifted from "Mormon door knockers" and you are just really low for being a jerk about religion. Which would suck if you are American because it is illegal to do that. So why don't you just leave Mormons alone because there is nothing wrong with them!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was commenting on a particular experience I had, where I opened the door wearing shorts and a singlet top and the reaction I got. No need to get offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's kinda late for that. And shorts are perfectly fine. Unless they are like shorter than most normal people's underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's kinda late for that. And shorts are perfectly fine. Unless they are like shorter than most normal people's underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my friend was lying on her couch and mormons knocked on the door. She answered it, but she thought it was her mom because she had forgotten her key and she didn't bother pulling down her shirt that had ridden up over her belly button. The people at the door looked her up and down and told her she needed their religion. Don't flip out, it wasn't even a stereotype, it was an experience the op had where they judged her for wearing shorts. Plus not all mormons knock on doors, I actually find it offensive when people talk to me about religion, though I respect others' beliefs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you're unattractive to a shocking magnitude? I'm LDS and I wear shores/tank tops on occasion. Sorry, but your assumption and generalization aren't impressing anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that wasn't very christiany of you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

angry you did NOT just call Janelle unattractive! P.S. i live in Utah and I know a wide array of Mormons. Some of them are just like normal people, who may go ahead and wear shorts. There are some Mormons, however, who are fucking insane, will bitch if you are talking about ANYTHING against their values at ALL, and would probably react in shock if they saw someone dressed like that. Obviously, Janelle met one of the crazy Mormons.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I agree, I'm asian and into visual kei and thelike but americans usually call me some for of goth, and I went to a party and my friends church (which was mormon) and when I walked in every person just stared and one said "we can help you with your problems"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Therefore all Mormons are evil? That's sound logic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this ain't about logic, this is about people spraining their vaginas over something that wasn't even meant to be a generalization

by Anonymous 13 years ago

illegal to do that eh? we have this little something called freedom of speech. it just so happens that that is what allows you to go door to door in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya freedom of Speech has it's limits smart one... I couldn't go up to the president and say he should go crawl into a hole and die. (Which he shouldn't because he is incredibly awesome). And your not allowed to knock on other peoples religion. You can say whatever you would like as long as it's not offensive to other people/things

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you new to the internet or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually you can knock all you like, under the law anyway. both on religion and on doors. and for the record, i have nothing at all against LDS, but i HAVE taken classes about american law.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I couldn't go up to the president and say he should go crawl into a hole and die." ... ... Yes, you could.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Forget the Internet. Are you new to the world?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know why this post is being hated on... Haha I didn't realize Mormons could use the internet. (It is the Devil's playground) /sarcasm using a stereotype/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Mormon and some of my friends use the internet very limitedly (mostly because of their family rules). One called myspace "devil's space." I laughed at her face for that one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They got upset that you wore shorts? I'll have a chat with my people right away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you :D I'd appreciate that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wear shorts all the time... it's not that big of a deal. Missionaries have just been away from home so long they forget what normal people dess like XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh lawd, one of my best friends is Mormon and he invites me to hang out with like 10 of his Mormon friends. Easily one of the worst days of my life. Ranted about women dressing immodestly, cussing, and gays the whole time.

by Anonymous 11 years ago