They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?

change your mind on that last one, and i'm in. i only like haunted houses which DON'T scar me for life

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't scar me. I see your parents naked all the time hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We all do, JewishDoggy. We live in the same nudist colony. ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

* Concentration camp Too far? Yep, probably *Prepares for the downvotes*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, "etc" is some pretty scary shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is. It stands for Extremely Tall Cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. Only the guy chickens are scary, and even then they have to be particularly tall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking enter the cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first, I read "Extremely Tall Clock," and thought, "Oh, God! A towering, ominous reminder of Time's authority in our life, the fact that we are all mortal, and Death's imminence?!" But then I reread and was like "o. cock joke."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, "and so on" doesn't exactly count as the last item of a list.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically it's "and the rest"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see my mom naked all the time, she doesn't close the door for pooping or showers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is she a MILF?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm seriously hoping your at least a girl if your mom's pooping in front of you, or that's kinda weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/43617

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either fucking amazing coincidence or just a copy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

12 second difference between the two. (Hover over the dates.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I already said that...I feel hurt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story, bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or late POTDS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or late periods. ...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or no periods at all!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Run-on sentences suck too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And black people asking you if you fucked with one of their "brothas".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or just black people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEKKID GRAMWAW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

x__x bad memories

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

an overflowing toilet is scarier :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Six...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget college debt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget a world without love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you forget about me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEVAR ROCKY NEVAR <33333333333333333333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!! (that's the only other part I know)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL. ;___;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Glide down the banister.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The railing is made of barbed wire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Piss off of the stairs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok. Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wouldn't be a proper scare house if it had a toilet upstairs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hitler would be good for my people. He never liked us. We never got why. I guess we just have to agree to disagree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a fear of dropping my chocolate bars on the floor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, this is the greatest!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil. I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors

by Anonymous 13 years ago