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They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.

change your mind on that last one, and i'm in.

i only like haunted houses which DON'T scar me for life

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@amiritesucksnow It is. It stands for Extremely Tall Cock.

At first, I read "Extremely Tall Clock," and thought, "Oh, God! A towering, ominous reminder of Time's authority in our life, the fact that we are all mortal, and Death's imminence?!"

But then I reread and was like "o. cock joke."

@amiritesucksnow It is. It stands for Extremely Tall Cock.

I agree. Only the guy chickens are scary, and even then they have to be particularly tall.

@Norma Yeah, "etc" is some pretty scary shit.

Well, "and so on" doesn't exactly count as the last item of a list.

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Bitch you made me downvote you twice.

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Bitch you made me downvote you twice.

@amiritesucksnow Wouldn't scar me. I see your parents naked all the time

We all do, JewishDoggy. We live in the same nudist colony. ono smilie

@Shadi We all do, JewishDoggy. We live in the same nudist colony.
  • Concentration camp

Too far?
Yep, probably
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Marys avatar Mary Yeah You Are +24Reply
@change your mind on that last one, and i'm in. i only like haunted houses which DON'T scar me for life

I see my mom naked all the time, she doesn't close the door for pooping or showers.

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@SkylarOctavious Is she a MILF?

Not when she's pooping.

Anonymous +41Reply
@Not when she's pooping.

That implies that she is a MILF when she's not pooping. O.o

@I see my mom naked all the time, she doesn't close the door for pooping or showers.

I'm seriously hoping your at least a girl if your mom's pooping in front of you, or that's kinda weird.

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are 0Reply
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okay...but your a girl so its not weird.

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HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!

@Shadi HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!

Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.

@Shadi Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.

Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.

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@Shadi How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?

I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +1Reply

And black people asking you if you fucked with one of their "brothas".

Don't forget college debt.

@Rocky Don't forget college debt.

Don't forget a world without love.

@Rocky Don't you forget about me.

don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!!
(that's the only other part I know)

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +5Reply

or late POTDS
d smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +25Reply
@Favvkes or late POTDS

Or late periods.

...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.

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@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/43578

All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +24Reply
@runnerdude All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"

yeah, for some reason no matter what version of the picture i try, it cuts out the "N" un smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -2Reply
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I move that the Great Creator amends this problem. Will anyone second this motion?

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@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/43578

It's not right until you add the sound. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +4Reply
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... eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a reasonable fear.

Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +20Reply
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*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period

I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +9Reply
@MartellusBoss *an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.

*A toilet that rapes you with a built in dildo and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the ground. I win.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Serg *A toilet that rapes you with a built in dildo and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the...

Although if you were dumb enough to try to use a semi animate toilet with a built in dildo, you were probably 'asking for it.' But that still won't hold up in court, so take that you stupid toilet.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +8Reply

And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +19Reply

And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

Anonymous +13Reply
@And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +37Reply
@And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +12Reply
@And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(

I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.

Anonymous -8Reply
@_____________ And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either fucking amazing coincidence or just a copy

@_____________ And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia

I already said that...I feel hurt

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +1Reply

A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL.

;___;

Anonymous +13Reply
@StickCaveman Piss off of the stairs.

I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok.

Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...

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@Rocky Glide down the banister.

The railing is made of barbed wire.

CarolineGustins avatar CarolineGustin Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Rocky Glide down the banister.

I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.

Anonymous +2Reply

NEKKID GRAMWAW

@Roy NEKKID GRAMWAW

x__x
bad memories

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +3Reply

Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +10Reply

Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting. y smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +9Reply

There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it was two teenage girls on a ghost train. Instead of things jumping at them they drove past a model of their dad dancing and a little child saying "I like to read... YOUR EMAILS

no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!

Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil.

I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.

Anonymous +5Reply

Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors

LauraHernandezs avatar LauraHernandez Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1522130

As do most people, to be fair

@1522130

well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +1Reply
@StickCaveman well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.

You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?

@ThreeScoopMaven You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?

Well personally I don't believe in ghosts because I have yet to see one. But I meant that haunted houses are fake. The chainsaws don't have chains on them. Don't get me wrong, haunted houses are thrilling and fun, but not as scary as some things.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +1Reply

Haha, this is the greatest!

Hitler would be good for my people. He never liked us. We never got why. I guess we just have to agree to disagree.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +1Reply
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The jews.

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@1522076

What's gay about dressing in drag? All the cool guys are doing it.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +4Reply
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You celebrate the devil's birthday?! Horrible.

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@1522128

You seem to pop up anytime something that has to do with religion even the slightest comes up.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +19Reply
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Lets say some kid is in the park playing with bugs, his mother says "Jesus child, put that bug down" Jesus was uses in vain so this is where you pop up out of nowhere to correct the mother.
Thats all I was saying, not ment to be offensive but sorry if you were.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +7Reply
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And your favorite word is occult, all good sis y smilie

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@1522781

Your a badass word.

@TheSexyWaffle Your a badass word.

You're is a badass way to spell that word right.

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@1522191

Whats wrong?

@1522096

I don't know if it is. I think some christians believe that.

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