They could also add a free wifi network named "FuckYou" that won't connect to the internet.
Or one named "get your own wifi mofo"
change your mind on that last one, and i'm in.
i only like haunted houses which DON'T scar me for life
Yeah, "etc" is some pretty scary shit.
It is. It stands for Extremely Tall Cock.
At first, I read "Extremely Tall Clock," and thought, "Oh, God! A towering, ominous reminder of Time's authority in our life, the fact that we are all mortal, and Death's imminence?!"
But then I reread and was like "o. cock joke."
I agree. Only the guy chickens are scary, and even then they have to be particularly tall.
I was thinking enter the cock
Well, "and so on" doesn't exactly count as the last item of a list.
Technically it's "and the rest"
Bitch you made me downvote you twice.
Wouldn't scar me. I see your parents naked all the time
We all do, JewishDoggy. We live in the same nudist colony.
Prepares for the downvotes
I see my mom naked all the time, she doesn't close the door for pooping or showers.
Is she a MILF?
Not when she's pooping.
That implies that she is a MILF when she's not pooping. O.o
I'm seriously hoping your at least a girl if your mom's pooping in front of you, or that's kinda weird.
okay...but your a girl so its not weird.
I'm girl, so YES IT WOULD BE FUCKING WEIRD. If I saw my mom taking a shit not weird. Get it?
I see you're getting a little annoyed.
I see you like rowing boats.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
HOLY CRAP. Another abortion POTD!
Haunted House = Dead fetus room in an abortion clinic.
Haunted house = the womb during an abortion.
Haunted house = an abortion in an abandoned building performed by a man missing three of his fingers and one eye.
How many fingers did the guy have to begin with?
I think it's safe to assume he had at least three. I'm gonna guess between four and 11 fingers.
And black people asking you if you fucked with one of their "brothas".
Or just black people.
Don't forget college debt.
Don't forget a world without love.
Don't you forget about me.
don't don't don't doooooooooooooooooooooooon't!!!!!!!
(that's the only other part I know)
NEVAR ROCKY NEVAR <33333333333333333333
or late POTDS
Or late periods.
...or EARLY periods! Damn, school sucks.
Or no periods at all!
Run-on sentences suck too.
All I could see of that picture was Darth Vader saying "oooooooo" so for some reason I read it as "Achoooooo"
yeah, for some reason no matter what version of the picture i try, it cuts out the "N"
What are you talking about it right there I see it.
I move that the Great Creator amends this problem. Will anyone second this motion?
I read it as "Pooooooooo"
It's not right until you add the sound. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Bitch, please. That's not a genuine fear.
My face at 4:15:
... eating tasty cakes... I guess that's a reasonable fear.
Maybe add a toilet that won't flush and a jammed locker. Homework you didn't know about. An F scribbled all over a test. The list goes on and on
an overflowing toilet is scarier
*an overflowing toilet that also won't flush, during your period
I fixed it, combining-all-three-replies syle.
*A toilet that rapes you with a built in dildo and throws you out of a 20 story window and flushes when you hit the ground. I win.
Although if you were dumb enough to try to use a semi animate toilet with a built in dildo, you were probably 'asking for it.' But that still won't hold up in court, so take that you stupid toilet.
And soup that you slightly over-seasoned. Absolutely horrifying.
And spiders. Damn arachnaphobia >:(
Forget anrachnaphobia. Anatidaephobia is where it's at. Ducks are some scary shit.
I have arachnaphobia, if mutant spiders or spider alians invaded earth I would probably kill myself, no joke I really would
cool story, bro
I think ducks are much worse than spiders. I have anatidaephobia.
And ducks. Damn anatidaephobia
I'd really like to see the time this was posted. Either fucking amazing coincidence or just a copy
12 second difference between the two. (Hover over the dates.)
I already said that...I feel hurt
A large flight of stairs that you have to get down in order to use the restroom because you drank a whole big slurpee and your bladder is FULL.
Piss off of the stairs.
I don't see what making the stairs angry-- wait, piss off OF, ok.
Well, I'm a girl, see, and my junk is inside and nearly unaimable. Sure its not a real word, but I still can't aim it. That and the whole intense fear of stairs bit...
Use the upstairs bathroom. Duh.
It wouldn't be a proper scare house if it had a toilet upstairs.
Glide down the banister.
The railing is made of barbed wire.
I have an intense fear of falling down stairs. Even if I slid down the banister, is be afraid to fall off and fall down the stairs.
Some people fear things like spiders, ghosts, or heights. I fear losing my loved ones or dying before I have a chance to tell them goodbye.
I have a fear of dropping my chocolate bars on the floor.
Along with clothes that don't fit, and getting nuked. Very interesting.
"Enemy tactical nuke inbound" http://ctrlv.in/43578
There was an ad on tv a few years ago and it was two teenage girls on a ghost train. Instead of things jumping at them they drove past a model of their dad dancing and a little child saying "I like to read... YOUR EMAILS
Was it a deodorant commercial? Because I remember something similar.
I don't know. I thought it was for a phone company but I could be wrong
no. i will not stand to have britney spears pictures in every haunted house!
Sliding down a slide of razor blades into a pool of hot oil.
I had a dream of that and I've been dead inside ever since.
Old people in bikinis and thongs and performing all the poses in the kama sutra and when eating soup with no teeth or me after washing and blow drying my hair, or your creepy neighbors
As do most people, to be fair
well, yeah that's scary, but we all know haunted houses are fake.
You mean like, horror houses aren't real? Or, ghosts in general aren't real?
Well personally I don't believe in ghosts because I have yet to see one. But I meant that haunted houses are fake. The chainsaws don't have chains on them. Don't get me wrong, haunted houses are thrilling and fun, but not as scary as some things.
Haha, this is the greatest!
Hitler would be good for my people. He never liked us. We never got why. I guess we just have to agree to disagree.
What's gay about dressing in drag? All the cool guys are doing it.
You celebrate the devil's birthday?! Horrible.
You seem to pop up anytime something that has to do with religion even the slightest comes up.
Mother: Jesus child, put that bug down!
Credetemi: Excuse me me ma'am...
Lets say some kid is in the park playing with bugs, his mother says "Jesus child, put that bug down" Jesus was uses in vain so this is where you pop up out of nowhere to correct the mother.
Thats all I was saying, not ment to be offensive but sorry if you were.
And your favorite word is occult, all good sis
Your a badass word.
You're is a badass way to spell that word right.
Hmm she does, doesn't she.
I don't know if it is. I think some christians believe that.
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