Wow, I was quite the drunken sailor back then. starts crying I'm sorry... I'm just... so ASHAMED... It wasn't worth it... blows nose I LOST A FRIEND TO CHOCOLATE MILK, GODDAMN IT!
During my sophomore year in highschool during biology, a class mate ripped my tissues out of the plastic packaging they were in. The tissues were in tact and everything, but I was so immediately frustrated, I called her a bitch very loudly.
This was back when I didn't use swear words, so naturally everyone was somewhat surprised. I was pretty tight with her and her friends before that happened, but after that she decided not to talk with me for a while. I didn't like sophomore year much.
No, that's the progression of curses you go through in order to get an effect. They have to get worse for people to actually be surprised when you use them.
(Your+name+(optional)): My method involves a periodic fluctuation in the degree and severity of the curse words. I start off strong, then drop down a bit so when I swing back up, the momentum gives my words added force.
(Your+name+(optional)): How about "You fucking "fun time in the mouth""? What retort can you make when someone calls you a fucking "fun time in the mouth"?
My username is FlyingGuineaPig because 98% of the time that's what I say instead of "fuck." When I actually drop the f-bomb instead of mentioning mythical flying rodents everyone knows some major shit is going down.
Hahahaha I don't think I've had this username for that long. I used to be "killerninja" but here goes the username explanation: http://www.amirite.net/433427/1263040
I said a** once while making a joke whithout thinking about it, and my sister laughed so hard (I NEVER use swear words) from the joke just as much as the fact I had said that XD
One time at a campfire this chick had gotten drunk and said "fuck" once. Immediately, every single person at the fire noticed it and made fun of her for using it(apparently she never curses).
not soon after that, I hit my toe on a log and yelled out SHIT CHRIST PISS BURNING MOTHERFUCKER. No one even winced. =(
My friends usually hang out with those people that are like "If you use a swear word, you're probably a retarded, stupid and ugly fool who can't use any other word but that."
So, I rarely curse, and if I do, I usually curse at my friend's friends after that.
This is actually scientifically proven! There was a study done and they had people stick their hands is ice water and if they swore, they could keep it in longer and if they swore rarely during their lifetime, it had more effect on the pain
I read an article about that too! people who don't incorporate cursing into their vocabulary get more of an adrenaline rush when they curse, which can help relieve pain, or at least distract from it.
I never EVER cussed when I was younger, but this one time I was having a bad day and I was at my friend's house, but she was being pissy, so I was walking away and I stubbed my toe and suddenly yelled "FUCK!" really loud... I was 11. That was the start of my cussing. The end. Good day to you!
I'm telling a story involving swearing, I just pause at the words, stutter the first sound. (E.g "She called her a b-b-b-b......") Then the people I'm telling laugh and go "What, I don't know what you mean. Say it properly!"
I don't swear, well unless you count hell and damn, which I don't.
Seriously? I put "ring" seven times! What makes you think I wouldn't put "ring" again! It's simply deductive reasoning. Follow the pattern, and you will come to the right conclusion! G's!
I called someone a "fucking bitch" for stealing my chocolate milk at my lunch table.
People gasped.
There was GASPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.
Did anything get pastained???
Wow, I was quite the drunken sailor back then. starts crying I'm sorry... I'm just... so ASHAMED... It wasn't worth it... blows nose I LOST A FRIEND TO CHOCOLATE MILK, GODDAMN IT!
At least it was over a worthy cause.
Well, at least it was over something serious, not some silly thing like them stealing from you or something.
During my sophomore year in highschool during biology, a class mate ripped my tissues out of the plastic packaging they were in. The tissues were in tact and everything, but I was so immediately frustrated, I called her a bitch very loudly.
This was back when I didn't use swear words, so naturally everyone was somewhat surprised. I was pretty tight with her and her friends before that happened, but after that she decided not to talk with me for a while. I didn't like sophomore year much.
(Chauncy Pickles): That is the most epic reason to call someone a bitch ever.
unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear words that have more power.
Darn you!
You're a dick!
You're an ass!
You're a bitch!
You're a shit-face!
You're a fucktard!
You're a fuck-face ass-cunt!
After that, there's no going back.
(Your+name+(optional)): But you still said "Darn you."
No, that's the progression of curses you go through in order to get an effect. They have to get worse for people to actually be surprised when you use them.
(Your+name+(optional)): My method involves a periodic fluctuation in the degree and severity of the curse words. I start off strong, then drop down a bit so when I swing back up, the momentum gives my words added force.
(Your+name+(optional)): How about "You fucking "fun time in the mouth""? What retort can you make when someone calls you a fucking "fun time in the mouth"?
Exactly.
Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.
My username is FlyingGuineaPig because 98% of the time that's what I say instead of "fuck." When I actually drop the f-bomb instead of mentioning mythical flying rodents everyone knows some major shit is going down.
HOLY FLYING GUINEA PIGS!!! I like the sound of that.
The mystery behind the username unfolds! Can I be next?
Go for it. I've been curious about yours for months.
Hahahaha I don't think I've had this username for that long. I used to be "killerninja" but here goes the username explanation: http://www.amirite.net/433427/1263040
What a novel way to get loves!
Do you approve? I've grown to like my new name
It's memorable, unique, and slightly humorous. Good if you're going for recognition.
Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert swear word here]?!"
My siblings try to catch me saying it, so like the one time in my life I cursed they both astounded and happy, because I had finally done it.
(Your+name+(optional)): Well, most wizards curse before they're 11.
I actually never swear out loud, but I do in my head all the time... :P
I also do it under my breath too. But mostly in my head. Can't let people catch God swearing.
Exact same for me.
Sort of. Whenever I use profanity, my friends ignore what I said and are " Oh my gosh, you said a bad word! I never heard you say that. Omg."
(.-.): exactly >_>
Avatar needs to learn this...
Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.."
Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."
Aang: MY NAME HAS TWO FUCKING A'S IN IT BITCH!
THANK YOU FOR FUCKING CORRECTING THAT BEFORE MY 3 MINUTES WERE UP. Also you are a nice Bitch-Monkey.
I meant Avatar as in giant blue smurfs...
I just thought that when they did curse, it sounded too forced. Like they were trying specifically to fit some swear words into the script.
I said a** once while making a joke whithout thinking about it, and my sister laughed so hard (I NEVER use swear words) from the joke just as much as the fact I had said that XD
You said a-asterisk-asterisk?
Wow, you're such a bada**.
Exactly. Usually I say "star" but one time in front of my friends I said "asterisk" and they all became silent.
Jackasterisk.
stop making fun of him you asteriskhole.
Look at all these smartasterisks...
I always though that character was called an astericks for some raisin.
(Chauncy Pickles): "Now I'm going to leave Earth for no raisin!"
Psht. Fuck that.
Fuck you, you're anonymous.
(PowerSerg):Try F***
You will have more power next time you curse now.
F*** lions.
Now curse and your power will be doubled.
I don't know, asterisks look cool... * oh look, theres one now.
Now it doesn't look as cool as it did before, does it.
It looks very cool...like barbed wire.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO now it's sexy
Watch out, asterisks can be dangerous.
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ʌ
I
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(Your+name+(optional)): I think you're lost.
his lost what?
damn you and your editing skills
Trust me, It has a LOT of power if you're the shy type :p
Shit, now I feel like a bad person cause I'm always swearing.
Not in my situation. It usually goes like this:
"What the fuck do you want!"
"Haha aww, you swore! you never swear! say it again! tee hee!"
RAAAGGEEEEE.
Fuck you, you retarded cock sucking cunt avoiding dick muncher gypsie....guess I'm pretty weak, huh? (online gaming does this to you!)
jots down notes; signifies action with cool looking asterisks
I never knew that people on this website liked asterisks so much. ****
****
"Do you like Alice?"
"No, she's a bitch"
" http://www.myfacewhen.com/45/ did you just say bitch?!?"
It's ok, I dont actually have black friends.
Actually I dont have any friends
No wonder you always reply to yourself.
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
that kid looks like Mclovin
He looks like a lot of famous weirdos.
One time at a campfire this chick had gotten drunk and said "fuck" once. Immediately, every single person at the fire noticed it and made fun of her for using it(apparently she never curses).
not soon after that, I hit my toe on a log and yelled out SHIT CHRIST PISS BURNING MOTHERFUCKER. No one even winced. =(
Proud Mary is a song.
My friends usually hang out with those people that are like "If you use a swear word, you're probably a retarded, stupid and ugly fool who can't use any other word but that."
So, I rarely curse, and if I do, I usually curse at my friend's friends after that.
I feel like retarded is worse than fuck, at least for me. Unless it's in the correct way, I say retarded much, much less often than curse words.
This is actually scientifically proven! There was a study done and they had people stick their hands is ice water and if they swore, they could keep it in longer and if they swore rarely during their lifetime, it had more effect on the pain
Cursing: Now a good thing.
I read an article about that too! people who don't incorporate cursing into their vocabulary get more of an adrenaline rush when they curse, which can help relieve pain, or at least distract from it.
awesome! thanks for replying with this!
My friends and I tried to get my friend whom we've never heard cuss to cuss. She got so annoyed that she yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
...It shut us up.
but sometimes it's just really hard to control
...there are so many idiots in this world.
You should be a bit more careful. People often underestimate the power of idiots in large groups.
You make a good point.
Also, I like days when you're out, the clouds are just jealous of your beauty.
Hell yeah.
I like that band too.
I like that banshee.
(Chauncy Pickles): I like that banjo.
I like that banana.
I like that Chromana... um...
... did something...?
Well it's surprising when you even talk at all, Chrono...
I never EVER cussed when I was younger, but this one time I was having a bad day and I was at my friend's house, but she was being pissy, so I was walking away and I stubbed my toe and suddenly yelled "FUCK!" really loud... I was 11. That was the start of my cussing. The end. Good day to you!
What do you mean No?
Amish_Pancake...
I never use swear words, so I can only imagine how people would react if I suddenly shouted FUUUUUUUUUUUU- Not going to do that though.
I wouldn't react because I'm not close enough to hear your voice
When I said "people" I didn't mean people on amirite, I meant people around me, friends and family. :P
I don't think shouting "FU!!!" would gather much of a reaction.
It's a Swedish swear word and it means rubber duck. You should have known that, being omnipotent and all ...
I'm telling a story involving swearing, I just pause at the words, stutter the first sound. (E.g "She called her a b-b-b-b......") Then the people I'm telling laugh and go "What, I don't know what you mean. Say it properly!"
I don't swear, well unless you count hell and damn, which I don't.
I don't swear unless you count.
... I hate arithmetic.
(Chauncy Pickles): Sorry, I forgot a comma after my well. I don't swear, well, unless*
People freak out when me or my friend cuss because we never do unless we're really super mad.
this is fucking bullshit
Damn straight.
My dad literally never swears but he swore at me last night. I left home for two hours because I was so shocked and upset.
What the floppy sandal is all this about?
I don't cuss, unless someone annoying accuses me of being a wimp cause I never cuss in which case I cuss at them. I am very stubborn.
wheres mister chauncy pickles?
Sorry, I was having supper. The mashed potatoes could have been thicker...
...whatever, man
(cry2)
I will figure out which stishficks are the real stishficks!
Complete this phrase:
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...
(Chauncy Pickles): BANANA PHONE! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!
The correct answer was... ring.
Seriously? I put "ring" seven times! What makes you think I wouldn't put "ring" again! It's simply deductive reasoning. Follow the pattern, and you will come to the right conclusion! G's!
you're stishficks?
No, I didn't get it right.
me neither
mein ether!
hehe I swore once and everyone was like :O
...Yeah well tell that to Gordon Ramsay.
You're a pistle-whistle!
You're a bardagay!
You're a parterpaper!
Yeah, I honestly don't use those.
Haha, me too.
That's hilarious, I actually got banned!! Too funny. (iamnotahumanbeing speaking)
Is penis a swear word? I tend to say it a lot... I have a feeling it's a swear word.
Sooo... it's not a swear word?
I find it slightly ironic that your name is DeezNutz and you think penis is a swear word.
I hope you're aware of my sarcasm.
Unfortunately, I was not. My apologies.
I just got banned, amirite?
It's only been POTD for 5 minutes. Give it time.
I really doubt he actually cares about the number of comments on this POTD.
NOW BEHOLD THE AWESOME WRATH OF THE ADMINS!!!!
(Your+name+(optional)): Both the admins are on vacation.
There's a third now. He's a n00b tho.
Who?
He goes to confessional a lot.
So.. who is it?
Oi, that was a hint. But VV
THANKS BBY
What?!?!? But then who chooses the post of the day?
(Your+name+(optional)): http://www.amirite.net/610040/1314058
(Your+name+(optional)): Conor lololol
Enjoy your ban, asshole. :3
That didn't feel very authoritative. Is there something you want to tell us, Snowfish?
Okay, okay, I can do better.
That damn comment will get you fucking banned, you little shits! DDD:<
... Why do I feel so bad? (cry2)
Because it's working! Heheheh!
:o Yesss! I mean... BALLS YES! :'D