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The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?

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I called someone a "fucking bitch" for stealing my chocolate milk at my lunch table.

People gasped.

There was GASPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.

@FreeMustacheRides I called someone a "fucking bitch" for stealing my chocolate milk at my lunch table. People gasped. There was...

During my sophomore year in highschool during biology, a class mate ripped my tissues out of the plastic packaging they were in. The tissues were in tact and everything, but I was so immediately frustrated, I called her a bitch very loudly.

This was back when I didn't use swear words, so naturally everyone was somewhat surprised. I was pretty tight with her and her friends before that happened, but after that she decided not to talk with me for a while. I didn't like sophomore year much. un smilie

_pi_s avatar _pi_ Yeah You Are +5Reply

unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear words that have more power.

El_Duderinos avatar El_Duderino Yeah You Are +64Reply
@El_Duderino unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear...

Darn you!
You're a dick!
You're an ass!
You're a bitch!
You're a shit-face!
You're a fucktard!
You're a fuck-face ass-cunt!

After that, there's no going back.

Anonymous +47Reply
@RobotDevil (Your+name+(optional)): But you still said "Darn you."

No, that's the progression of curses you go through in order to get an effect. They have to get worse for people to actually be surprised when you use them.

Anonymous +29Reply
@No, that's the progression of curses you go through in order to get an effect. They have to get worse for people to...

(Your+name+(optional)): My method involves a periodic fluctuation in the degree and severity of the curse words. I start off strong, then drop down a bit so when I swing back up, the momentum gives my words added force.

@Darn you! You're a dick! You're an ass! You're a bitch! You're a shit-face! You're a fucktard! You're a fuck-face...

(Your+name+(optional)): How about "You fucking "fun time in the mouth""? What retort can you make when someone calls you a fucking "fun time in the mouth"?

Anonymous +6Reply

Exactly.
Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.

gananass avatar gananas Yeah You Are +47Reply
@gananas Exactly. Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.

My username is FlyingGuineaPig because 98% of the time that's what I say instead of "fuck." When I actually drop the f-bomb instead of mentioning mythical flying rodents everyone knows some major shit is going down.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +43Reply
@gananas Exactly. Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.

Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert swear word here]?!"

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Stepharoo Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert...

My siblings try to catch me saying it, so like the one time in my life I cursed they both astounded and happy, because I had finally done it.

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Anonymous +37Reply

I actually never swear out loud, but I do in my head all the time... :P

Rainbow35s avatar Rainbow35 Yeah You Are +40Reply

Sort of. Whenever I use profanity, my friends ignore what I said and are " Oh my gosh, you said a bad word! I never heard you say that. Omg."

Anonymous +32Reply

Avatar needs to learn this...

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +17Reply
@Prosopagnosia Avatar needs to learn this...

Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.."
Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +52Reply
@Axolotl Aang: MY NAME HAS TWO FUCKING A'S IN IT BITCH!

THANK YOU FOR FUCKING CORRECTING THAT BEFORE MY 3 MINUTES WERE UP. Also you are a nice Bitch-Monkey.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +18Reply
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@1344301

I just thought that when they did curse, it sounded too forced. Like they were trying specifically to fit some swear words into the script.

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +11Reply

I said a** once while making a joke whithout thinking about it, and my sister laughed so hard (I NEVER use swear words) from the joke just as much as the fact I had said that XD

Treeleafs avatar Treeleaf Yeah You Are +17Reply

Psht. Fuck that.

Anonymous +17Reply
@Psht. Fuck that.

Fuck you, you're anonymous.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Serg Fuck you, you're anonymous.

(PowerSerg):Try F***

You will have more power next time you curse now.

@Serg F*** lions.

Now curse and your power will be doubled.

@DandyLion Now curse and your power will be doubled.

I don't know, asterisks look cool... * oh look, theres one now.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Serg I don't know, asterisks look cool... * oh look, theres one now.




Now it doesn't look as cool as it did before, does it.

@DandyLion ***...

It looks very cool...like barbed wire.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +20Reply
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@1344319

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO now it's sexy hello smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Serg I don't know, asterisks look cool... * oh look, theres one now.

Watch out, asterisks can be dangerous.

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I
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--<-*O

Anonymous -4Reply
@Serg his lost what?

damn you and your editing skills d smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +29Reply

Trust me, It has a LOT of power if you're the shy type :p

ShioryKyokos avatar ShioryKyoko Yeah You Are +16Reply

Shit, now I feel like a bad person cause I'm always swearing.

Not in my situation. It usually goes like this:

"What the fuck do you want!"
"Haha aww, you swore! you never swear! say it again! tee hee!"
RAAAGGEEEEE.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +13Reply

Fuck you, you retarded cock sucking cunt avoiding dick muncher gypsie....guess I'm pretty weak, huh? (online gaming does this to you!)

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +12Reply
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@1344342

jots down notes; signifies action with cool looking asterisks

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Serg jots down notes; signifies action with cool looking asterisks

I never knew that people on this website liked asterisks so much. ****




**** cool smilie

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +1Reply

One time at a campfire this chick had gotten drunk and said "fuck" once. Immediately, every single person at the fire noticed it and made fun of her for using it(apparently she never curses).
not soon after that, I hit my toe on a log and yelled out SHIT CHRIST PISS BURNING MOTHERFUCKER. No one even winced. =(

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@1345483

Proud Mary is a song.

My friends usually hang out with those people that are like "If you use a swear word, you're probably a retarded, stupid and ugly fool who can't use any other word but that."
So, I rarely curse, and if I do, I usually curse at my friend's friends after that.

Anonymous +11Reply
@My friends usually hang out with those people that are like "If you use a swear word, you're probably a retarded...

I feel like retarded is worse than fuck, at least for me. Unless it's in the correct way, I say retarded much, much less often than curse words.

This is actually scientifically proven! There was a study done and they had people stick their hands is ice water and if they swore, they could keep it in longer and if they swore rarely during their lifetime, it had more effect on the pain

Anonymous +10Reply
@This is actually scientifically proven! There was a study done and they had people stick their hands is ice water...

I read an article about that too! people who don't incorporate cursing into their vocabulary get more of an adrenaline rush when they curse, which can help relieve pain, or at least distract from it.

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +14Reply

My friends and I tried to get my friend whom we've never heard cuss to cuss. She got so annoyed that she yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
...It shut us up.

broadwaygleeks avatar broadwaygleek Yeah You Are +10Reply

but sometimes it's just really hard to control

...there are so many idiots in this world.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +10Reply
@THAT_Girl but sometimes it's just really hard to control ...there are so many idiots in this world.

You should be a bit more careful. People often underestimate the power of idiots in large groups.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Sun You should be a bit more careful. People often underestimate the power of idiots in large groups.

You make a good point.

Also, I like days when you're out, the clouds are just jealous of your beauty. cool smilie

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +1Reply

Hell yeah.

Chronos avatar Chrono Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Chrono Hell yeah.

I like that band too.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Shadi I like that banshee.

(Chauncy Pickles): I like that banjo.

Anonymous +12Reply
@MacaroniSalad I like that banana.

I like that Chromana... um...

... did something...?

@Chrono Hell yeah.

Well it's surprising when you even talk at all, Chrono...

I never EVER cussed when I was younger, but this one time I was having a bad day and I was at my friend's house, but she was being pissy, so I was walking away and I stubbed my toe and suddenly yelled "FUCK!" really loud... I was 11. That was the start of my cussing. The end. Good day to you!

MacaroniSalads avatar MacaroniSalad Yeah You Are +9Reply

What do you mean No?
Amish_Pancake...

DAMNDELETEDs avatar DAMNDELETED Yeah You Are +8Reply

I never use swear words, so I can only imagine how people would react if I suddenly shouted FUUUUUUUUUUUU- Not going to do that though.

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are +6Reply
@DandyLion I wouldn't react because I'm not close enough to hear your voice

When I said "people" I didn't mean people on amirite, I meant people around me, friends and family. :P

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are 0Reply
@God_the_Almighty I don't think shouting "FU!!!" would gather much of a reaction.

It's a Swedish swear word and it means rubber duck. You should have known that, being omnipotent and all ...

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are +4Reply

I'm telling a story involving swearing, I just pause at the words, stutter the first sound. (E.g "She called her a b-b-b-b......") Then the people I'm telling laugh and go "What, I don't know what you mean. Say it properly!"
I don't swear, well unless you count hell and damn, which I don't.

thedoctormerlins avatar thedoctormerlin Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Shadi I don't swear unless you count. ... I hate arithmetic.

(Chauncy Pickles): Sorry, I forgot a comma after my well. I don't swear, well, unless*

thedoctormerlins avatar thedoctormerlin Yeah You Are +3Reply

People freak out when me or my friend cuss because we never do unless we're really super mad.

this is fucking bullshit

Posters avatar Poster Yeah You Are +3Reply

Damn straight.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +3Reply

My dad literally never swears but he swore at me last night. I left home for two hours because I was so shocked and upset.

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +3Reply

What the floppy sandal is all this about?

I don't cuss, unless someone annoying accuses me of being a wimp cause I never cuss in which case I cuss at them. I am very stubborn.

wheres mister chauncy pickles? cool smilie

Anonymous 0Reply
@wheres mister chauncy pickles?

Sorry, I was having supper. The mashed potatoes could have been thicker...

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@1344018

...whatever, man d smilie

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@1344032

(cry2)

Anonymous +1Reply
@(cry2)

I will figure out which stishficks are the real stishficks!

Complete this phrase:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

@Axolotl (Chauncy Pickles): BANANA PHONE! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!

The correct answer was... ring.

Seriously? I put "ring" seven times! What makes you think I wouldn't put "ring" again! It's simply deductive reasoning. Follow the pattern, and you will come to the right conclusion! G's!

hehe I swore once and everyone was like :O

Anonymous 0Reply

...Yeah well tell that to Gordon Ramsay.

Anonymous 0Reply

You're a pistle-whistle!
You're a bardagay!
You're a parterpaper!
Yeah, I honestly don't use those.

Anonymous -3Reply

Haha, me too.

Anonymous -4Reply

That's hilarious, I actually got banned!! Too funny. (iamnotahumanbeing speaking)

Is penis a swear word? I tend to say it a lot... I have a feeling it's a swear word.

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Sooo... it's not a swear word?

@DeezNuts Sooo... it's not a swear word?

I find it slightly ironic that your name is DeezNutz and you think penis is a swear word.

I just got banned, amirite?

@iamnotahumanbeing I just got banned, amirite?

It's only been POTD for 5 minutes. Give it time.

Purple_Roses avatar Purple_Rose Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Purple_Rose It's only been POTD for 5 minutes. Give it time.

I really doubt he actually cares about the number of comments on this POTD.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Butts Enjoy your ban, asshole. :3

That didn't feel very authoritative. Is there something you want to tell us, Snowfish?

@Shadi That didn't feel very authoritative. Is there something you want to tell us, Snowfish?

Okay, okay, I can do better.

That damn comment will get you fucking banned, you little shits! DDD:<

... Why do I feel so bad? (cry2)

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