+3,273 The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unfortunately it doesn't stop me from using them, so i have to come up with new ridiculous combinations of swear words that have more power.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Darn you! You're a dick! You're an ass! You're a bitch! You're a shit-face! You're a fucktard! You're a fuck-face ass-cunt! After that, there's no going back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): But you still said "Darn you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that's the progression of curses you go through in order to get an effect. They have to get worse for people to actually be surprised when you use them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): My method involves a periodic fluctuation in the degree and severity of the curse words. I start off strong, then drop down a bit so when I swing back up, the momentum gives my words added force.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): How about "You fucking "fun time in the mouth""? What retort can you make when someone calls you a fucking "fun time in the mouth"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Avatar needs to learn this...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.." Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aang: MY NAME HAS TWO FUCKING A'S IN IT BITCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU FOR FUCKING CORRECTING THAT BEFORE MY 3 MINUTES WERE UP. Also you are a nice Bitch-Monkey.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant Avatar as in giant blue smurfs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you mean No? Amish_Pancake...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly. Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert swear word here]?!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My siblings try to catch me saying it, so like the one time in my life I cursed they both astounded and happy, because I had finally done it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Well, most wizards curse before they're 11.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My username is FlyingGuineaPig because 98% of the time that's what I say instead of "fuck." When I actually drop the f-bomb instead of mentioning mythical flying rodents everyone knows some major shit is going down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY FLYING GUINEA PIGS!!! I like the sound of that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The mystery behind the username unfolds! Can I be next?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go for it. I've been curious about yours for months.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha I don't think I've had this username for that long. I used to be "killerninja" but here goes the username explanation: http://www.amirite.net/433427/1263040

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a novel way to get loves!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you approve? I've grown to like my new name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's memorable, unique, and slightly humorous. Good if you're going for recognition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell yeah.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like that band too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like that banshee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I like that banjo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like that banana.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like that Chromana... um... ... did something...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it's surprising when you even talk at all, Chrono...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, me too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sort of. Whenever I use profanity, my friends ignore what I said and are " Oh my gosh, you said a bad word! I never heard you say that. Omg."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(.-.): exactly >_>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends usually hang out with those people that are like "If you use a swear word, you're probably a retarded, stupid and ugly fool who can't use any other word but that." So, I rarely curse, and if I do, I usually curse at my friend's friends after that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like retarded is worse than fuck, at least for me. Unless it's in the correct way, I say retarded much, much less often than curse words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I called someone a "fucking bitch" for stealing my chocolate milk at my lunch table. People gasped. There was GASPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did anything get pastained???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

During my sophomore year in highschool during biology, a class mate ripped my tissues out of the plastic packaging they were in. The tissues were in tact and everything, but I was so immediately frustrated, I called her a bitch very loudly. This was back when I didn't use swear words, so naturally everyone was somewhat surprised. I was pretty tight with her and her friends before that happened, but after that she decided not to talk with me for a while. I didn't like sophomore year much. un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): That is the most epic reason to call someone a bitch ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I was quite the drunken sailor back then. *starts crying* I'm sorry... I'm just... so ASHAMED... It wasn't worth it... *blows nose* I LOST A FRIEND TO CHOCOLATE MILK, GODDAMN IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least it was over a worthy cause.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, at least it was over something serious, not some silly thing like them stealing from you or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://files.sharenator.com/oh_you_a_few_funnys-s450x338-182288-580.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said a** once while making a joke whithout thinking about it, and my sister laughed so hard (I NEVER use swear words) from the joke just as much as the fact I had said that XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You said a-asterisk-asterisk? Wow, you're such a bada**.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. Usually I say "star" but one time in front of my friends I said "asterisk" and they all became silent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jackasterisk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stop making fun of him you asteriskhole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at all these smartasterisks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always though that character was called an astericks for some raisin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): "Now I'm going to leave Earth for no raisin!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is actually scientifically proven! There was a study done and they had people stick their hands is ice water and if they swore, they could keep it in longer and if they swore rarely during their lifetime, it had more effect on the pain

by Anonymous 14 years ago

awesome! thanks for replying with this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cursing: Now a good thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read an article about that too! people who don't incorporate cursing into their vocabulary get more of an adrenaline rush when they curse, which can help relieve pain, or at least distract from it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually never swear out loud, but I do in my head all the time... :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exact same for me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also do it under my breath too. But mostly in my head. Can't let people catch God swearing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trust me, It has a LOT of power if you're the shy type :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck you, you retarded cock sucking cunt avoiding dick muncher gypsie....guess I'm pretty weak, huh? (online gaming does this to you!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never use swear words, so I can only imagine how people would react if I suddenly shouted FUUUUUUUUUUUU- Not going to do that though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't react because I'm not close enough to hear your voice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I said "people" I didn't mean people on amirite, I meant people around me, friends and family. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think shouting "FU!!!" would gather much of a reaction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a Swedish swear word and it means rubber duck. You should have known that, being omnipotent and all ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just got banned, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's only been POTD for 5 minutes. Give it time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really doubt he actually cares about the number of comments on this POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOW BEHOLD THE AWESOME WRATH OF THE ADMINS!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Both the admins are on vacation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a third now. He's a n00b tho.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He goes to confessional a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So.. who is it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oi, that was a hint. But VV

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANKS BBY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?!?!? But then who chooses the post of the day?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Conor lololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): http://www.amirite.net/610040/1314058

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVC3ELpeTY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Enjoy your ban, asshole. :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That didn't feel very authoritative. Is there something you want to tell us, Snowfish?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, okay, I can do better. That damn comment will get you fucking banned, you little shits! DDD:< ... Why do I feel so bad? (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it's working! Heheheh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:o Yesss! I mean... BALLS YES! :'D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People freak out when me or my friend cuss because we never do unless we're really super mad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit, now I feel like a bad person cause I'm always swearing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Do you like Alice?" "No, she's a bitch" " http://www.myfacewhen.com/45/ did you just say bitch?!?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's ok, I dont actually have black friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I dont have any friends

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h1kTwkqHzM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzP5_88m6P8 this seems more appropriate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that kid looks like Mclovin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He looks like a lot of famous weirdos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No wonder you always reply to yourself. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wheres mister chauncy pickles? cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I was having supper. The mashed potatoes could have been thicker...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is fucking bullshit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a pistle-whistle! You're a bardagay! You're a parterpaper! Yeah, I honestly don't use those.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends and I tried to get my friend whom we've never heard cuss to cuss. She got so annoyed that she yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" ...It shut us up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm telling a story involving swearing, I just pause at the words, stutter the first sound. (E.g "She called her a b-b-b-b......") Then the people I'm telling laugh and go "What, I don't know what you mean. Say it properly!" I don't swear, well unless you count hell and damn, which I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't swear unless you count. ... I hate arithmetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Sorry, I forgot a comma after my well. I don't swear, well, unless*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's hilarious, I actually got banned!! Too funny. (iamnotahumanbeing speaking)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn straight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never EVER cussed when I was younger, but this one time I was having a bad day and I was at my friend's house, but she was being pissy, so I was walking away and I stubbed my toe and suddenly yelled "FUCK!" really loud... I was 11. That was the start of my cussing. The end. Good day to you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not in my situation. It usually goes like this: "What the fuck do you want!" "Haha aww, you swore! you never swear! say it again! tee hee!" RAAAGGEEEEE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't cuss, unless someone annoying accuses me of being a wimp cause I never cuss in which case I cuss at them. I am very stubborn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is penis a swear word? I tend to say it a lot... I have a feeling it's a swear word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad literally never swears but he swore at me last night. I left home for two hours because I was so shocked and upset.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but sometimes it's just really hard to control ...there are so many idiots in this world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should be a bit more careful. People often underestimate the power of idiots in large groups.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You make a good point. Also, I like days when you're out, the clouds are just jealous of your beauty. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time at a campfire this chick had gotten drunk and said "fuck" once. Immediately, every single person at the fire noticed it and made fun of her for using it(apparently she never curses). not soon after that, I hit my toe on a log and yelled out SHIT CHRIST PISS BURNING MOTHERFUCKER. No one even winced. =(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the floppy sandal is all this about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe I swore once and everyone was like :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Yeah well tell that to Gordon Ramsay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago