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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams, amirite?

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You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

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@rival You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking...

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