+89 God must be an atheist, because his apparent need for people to validate his existence with worship shows that he doesn't believe in himself, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

um god wasn't a person just something that exists

by Anonymous 14 years ago

um God and Jesus both have bodies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jesus is God and He at one point did have a body, but that does not make God a human.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jesus and God are not the same person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or that the whole idea of Christianity is about having faith, not believing on what is apparent.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's cold.... christians go on this sight to.... and we would appreciate it if you didnt post such things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Such things as my opinions? I thought that was the whole purpose of the site. If you don't agree with my opinion, downvote it. Simple.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, but it's absurd to pick on our religion, we don't bash Islam, atheism, or anyone else because we don't agree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who said I was "picking on your religion"? I was poking fun at (mono)theism in general. I never once said anything about Christianity. And who is "we"? I see posts all the time from a Christian point of view.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Christians never bash other religious views? What planet are you form, Mr. Alien?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you actually knew any Christians well, you would know that we don't bash other religions. You atheists think that we go up to people and say "You're not Christian?! You're going to hell!" But we DON'T. The only way we want to convert people is by doing good deeds and respecting people. So stop being hypocritical, because you're bashing Christians as a whole right now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Five bucks says I'll be used as a point directly contrary to your argument. Just you wait.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I go to a Catholic school, am surrounded by heavy Catholics and thus feel pretty informed here. I have never met a more narrow-minded, judgemental, scheming group. Our countrty is run by christians (ignoring our athiest prime minister who has practically no say anyway) and that's why its becoming so racist and homophobic. Open your eyes and see the holy water. Its been pissed in.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

just because u came across a few hardliners doesn't mean that ALL religions are as bad. You're clearly looking at the wrong religion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Look, I'm not saying all religions are bad, I'll give you that. THe whole 'community' thing they have going is nice, and I agree with most of the moral codes. (I reserve the right to use the Lords name in vain). I just think that it has been slowly corrupted into something a little more bureacratic - as a means of controlling people instills a fear of people who are different, and achieving power.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, sounds like you go to the same school as me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh please! "Narrow minded, judgmental, scheming group" Really? How are Christians racist? Last time I checked, there's Christians who are black, asian, South American, hispanic,ect. And if anything, society is becoming less homophobic. Also, there's a difference between hard catholics and the majority of protestant Christians- who are a lot less strict. But I know several people who do go to catholic schools, and they've never said anything like this. And hey! They're not even racist or homophobic. Shut up and quit being ignorant. You can't judge millions of Christians from your small school- I'm not sure if I even believe that you go to Catholic school though. Seems a tad suspicious based on your comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was talking specifically about catholics. I don't mind the anglican church. I'm not a fan of protestants after Northern Ireland either. You can be as suspicious as you like, but its always good to 'have a little faith' =p I live in australia. Catholocism here prevents legislation about gay marriage and rights (yay for me) (and i HAVE been discriminated against by catholics firsthand for this) but it also holds back legislation on refugees and asylum seekers, encouraging people to be more xenophobic. Not all christians are homophobic and xenophobic! I know this! My best friend AND my girlfriend are catholic. I'm certainly generalising, but I am speaking for a majority. And if society is becoming less homophobic, tell me why it still gets capital punishment in 9 countries, and why here in Australia, i can't open a bank account, get a loan, or get private health insurance with my girlfriend? I think you're speaking from a middle-ground perspective.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So a Christian has never told an atheist that they are going to Hell or anything like that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my RE teacher told me i was going to hell because I didn't like yellow O-o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@821076 (DanielJames): Of course the extreme ones have....and those are the christians that piss off the MAJORITY of Christians who don't get all in your face about religion. And why is it that atheists can attack the extreme Christians for being too pushy, but forget the fact of how extreme SOME muslims can be? For instance, fathers killing their daughters for becoming "too American" When I think of muslims, I don't think of these extremists, I think of my close friend who is muslim. But EVERY religion will have people who are too extreme. And, somehow, those few extremists seem to always establish a label for everyone who shares their fath. i.e., all muslims are terrorist- not true at all, but a lot of people have that mindset because of the stupid people who go too far. Sorry to rant, but think before you judge millions of Christians, just based on a couple of idiots.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not once do I generalize about Christians or any other religious group, you knuckle gum.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, your comment made it sound like you think all Christians tell people they're going to hell if they're not Christian.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope. The poster I was responding implied that a Christian would never stoop to that level. I am 100% tolerant (and slightly envious) of Christians, unless they use their beliefs to be hateful to others. See: http://www.amirite.net/433066

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wish all atheists could be as understanding as you, that's my issue. Cause it seems like a lot of atheists preach about tolerating all religions, and then say hateful things about Christians. It's a tad hypocritical..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm talking specifically about this site. How many Christians make post on here criticizing other religions?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Several. Regardless, this post does not bash your religion. It's a fucking joke, you oatmeal bee.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

for some reason I don't find religious "jokes" funny, suppose that's just me. On the other hand, I do appreciate your creative insult..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I actually found this funny :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too. The wordplay is clever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would be appreciated if people weren't religious freaks. It gets quite annoying. So, yeah, just keep all that religious freak rage to yourself. And I enjoy this post. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Keep your athesit garbage to yourself then. What a tragic life you must live not knowing the love of your true Father.I'm praying for you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never said I was atheist. It just gets so annoying that people go all religious freak. They are obsessed. It gets on my nerves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And other people aren't obsessed with other things? You don't think it's annoying to hear people talk about how they got hammered or "so stoned" last night? Or when people are obsessed with their boyfriend or girlfriend? I am PROUD to be a Christian freak. At least we are obsessed with having morals and I see absolutely nothing wrong with that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My father's name is Ed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MKZUVZ1BQc&feature=related

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You people need to lighten up. I'm a christian but it was just a joke. It was funny..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and even if he does believe in himself, he'd believe himself to be the highest power and thus be an athiest anyway O-o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Higher Power? Where do you suppose the Creator came from? Oh no...guess im stepping into that "No Go" section

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He loves you, he created you for that only. if you would just try it. I dare you. really get into it and I swear you will be more happy than you've ever been

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Atheism is a religion too...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

teehee 69

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really hate how superior atheists think of themselves. I mean, yeah it's called "opinions" but they are clearly offensive. Freedome of speech should be exercised appropriately and not to be abused. If I follow by your rules, my opinion is that atheists are COWARDS. They are afraid to believe. Proving one's existence just by seeing it is so superficial. Sorry, that's just my "opinion".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wtf they are not offensive... the OP is perfectly within his/her rights to post whatever they like. Thank GOd he did, or the world would be run by people like you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

people who post anon are COWARDS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

people who POST are COWARDS.......... =p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Free dome?! WHAT!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Religious debates aside, I chuckled.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...so how 'bout that weather?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's a lot of anonymous people on this post. Haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God doesn't need people to believe in him and of course he believes in himself; He is God. We believe in Him because we need to for salvation, not because He needs us to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my gosh. Stupid arguments like these make me want to stop coming on this site. SHUT UP already. Christians have their beliefs, atheists have theirs. YOU WILL NEVER CONVERT SOMEONE ON A WEBSITE LIKE THIS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is true O_O I regret getting involved.. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you actually read the comments you would realize that nobody was trying to convert anybody.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I did read the comments. Saying that atheism is stupid, Christianity is stupid etc. is people trying to make others have the same belief they do by making them feel inferior and ignorant. I'm all for free speech and having your opinions, but until people can respect other people's views, no one will ever really listen to what they have to say

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mmm, I still do not see anyone trying to convert, through the means you stated or anything of the ilk. However, yes, I wholeheartedly agree with the second half of your post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are so many other posts that will have long arguments that go no where. This one isn't that bad though, you're right, it's just annoying

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lutheran here, THE POST WAS A DAMN JOKE. You people took it as a jab at god. Da fuck? Plus, christianity does bash other religions, people and even GENDERS depending on your branch. Go to almost any Catholic church and ask to marry your same-sex lover and just see the discrimination in their eyes. Plus, look back at the Crusades where if you weren't a Christian, you would be murdered or tortured. Despite this, athiests don't need to bash religious people either. Just because they don't believe in a higher power doesn't mean their thoughts are true. So in summation: Christians aren't perfect but neither are athiests

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One minor detail. God made us to worship yes, but he gave us the choice to worship him or not. I think that's a important part of information. He doesn't need it to be God, but he deserves it. (I believe)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God is a mass murderer, look, he flooded the world, killing everything except the whole 2 of every animal and Mose's family, and plus if we are all related from adam and eve, wouldn't we be mentally handicap after all the years of imbreeding, and also God destroys so many cities, and wants to destroy the world again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're an idiot. I'm not even going to go into a big argument, just shut up please. Leave other people's religions alone, keep this website fun.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

damn... you guys need to just chill your sausages. This was a play on words... nothing more.

by Anonymous 14 years ago