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Also about Countries & Places+118Only perverts care what you do in the bathroom, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+454You completely avoid making eye contact with pushy vendors at the mall. amirite?
Also by bite_me+566"My son's autistic." "Oh, that's great!!! I wish my son was that creative!!" "No, not artistic...AUTistic!!" Awkward... amirite?
Also by bite_me+327Un-favouriting your ex's posts is the amirite equivalent of burning all their shit and keying their car, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about Countries & Places+9Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out better, amirite?
Also by bite_me+397If it's stupid and it works then it's not stupid, amirite?
Also about making eye contact-88Making eye contact with your pets sphincter is awkward, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+405It'd be weird if making eye contact literally meant touching eyeballs. Amirite?