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If a drop of sperm has more life than a drop of blood, why doesn't Dracula suck dick instead? amirite?

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Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

patrickmajors avatar patrickmajor Yeah You Are +103Reply
@patrickmajor Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

This comment is pure win. You, sir, are amazing.

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You are most welcome. And I know. The most disturbing thing is that you are absolutely spot on with that remark.

@patrickmajor Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

hahahaha oh that is amazing. Good one!

JoanneMaries avatar JoanneMarie Yeah You Are +7Reply
@patrickmajor Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

I was hoping beyond hope that someone had already commented this hahaha

this is going to be a porno

Anonymous +13Reply

Dracula is straight, I mean the guy has like 3 wives!

Rule 34, man. He probably already has.

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bahahahahahahahahaha this one made me laugh so hard

jaydnaleens avatar jaydnaleen Yeah You Are +1Reply

I'd say the same for Twilight...

Anonymous +1Reply

I can explain why. In the "normal" food chain, you can get the most energy from plants. Consider that the "sperm" of the food chain. However, some animals do not eat plants. Instead, they just eat herbivores. Consider meat the "blood" of the food chain.

You ever notice how herbivores are usually more weak and pussy than carnivores? Now, that would explain why Dracula is badass and Edward Cullen is just a pussy.

Maybe he's too prideful.

because blood tastes really, really, really good. nothing else can even try to compare.

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@because blood tastes really, really, really good. nothing else can even try to compare.

(Frogs_Legs the Troll): you've obviously never sucked my dick

Anonymous +10Reply

Because Edward sucked them all dry.

Anonymous 0Reply

Because he's a prick.

because edward already did

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