So there's this super hero named Cal. He has a rare disability where his bones snap extremely easily. The only real super-power he has is mega bad breath. So you could say that Super Hal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis, amirite?

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Anonymous +32Reply

Do you mean Super Cal?

@soccerfan Do you mean Super Cal?

augh fuuuuuuuuuck... i DID mean Super Cal

imrites avatar imrite Yeah You Are +8Reply

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omg epic-ness!!!

Kiwimango9s avatar Kiwimango9 Yeah You Are +4Reply

I thought it was Cal?? :O

SailPlanes avatar SailPlane Yeah You Are +3Reply

Mary Poppins retired and moved to San Diego, where she began her career predicting people's fortunes by smelling their breath. She was a super California mystic, expert halitosis.

There really is a rare disordor where your bones 'snap' very easy Its called osteogenesis imperfecta my brother has it

Guzgirl1996s avatar Guzgirl1996 Yeah You Are +2Reply

that was clever.

ClaireTheBozos avatar ClaireTheBozo Yeah You Are +1Reply

I read this on a comic strip in the newspaper about a year ago and cut it out and kept it :D...its somewhere in this room of mine

Anonymous +1Reply

POTD for sure

razorsofts avatar razorsoft Yeah You Are +1Reply

Tisk Tisk. 2 mistakes in one post! I know you mean Cal, but your follow up should say stake, not steak.

ManateeMadnesss avatar ManateeMadness Yeah You Are +1Reply

all i can say, is awesome! :p

Anonymous 0Reply

this made my day :)

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