So there's this super hero named Cal. He has a rare disability where his bones snap extremely easily. The only real super-power he has is mega bad breath. So you could say that Super Hal is fragilistic 'cept for halitosis, amirite?
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mary Poppins retired and moved to San Diego, where she began her career predicting people's fortunes by smelling their breath. She was a super California mystic, expert halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Heard this for the first time a week ago, laughed for days when I thought about it.
StumbleUpon gave me a page of puns and this happened to be on it. (:
http://puns.icanhascheezburger....andhi-poppins/
there ya go :)
Dang it! I was gonna say the same.
Also, it should include something about his mysticism. Don't quite remember what.
Hm... I don't remember, either. Ah, well.
Do you mean Super Cal?
augh fuuuuuuuuuck... i DID mean Super Cal
this post contains epic win
omg epic-ness!!!
I thought it was Cal?? :O
Mary Poppins retired and moved to San Diego, where she began her career predicting people's fortunes by smelling their breath. She was a super California mystic, expert halitosis.
There really is a rare disordor where your bones 'snap' very easy Its called osteogenesis imperfecta my brother has it
http://www.jodipicoult.com/handle-with-care.html
I actually read that book last winter haha
oh yeah I just read it and I loved it... just thought you should read it too, didn't know you already had
Yeah it's a really good book were lucky enough that my brother only has type one though
that's good. good luck to you
Thanks :)
Yeah no problem
that was clever.
I read this on a comic strip in the newspaper about a year ago and cut it out and kept it :D...its somewhere in this room of mine
POTD for sure
Tisk Tisk. 2 mistakes in one post! I know you mean Cal, but your follow up should say stake, not steak.
it's fixed
all i can say, is awesome! :p
this made my day :)
Win.