+48 Ever since There's Something About Mary, you make extra sure that you don't pull the zipper over your nuts, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being female, I have no fear of this happening, but…. My dad was a teacher in a large secondary school, and as he passed a cupboard used by the janitor, he heard a whimpering from within. He opened the door and saw the sorry sight of a young man hunched over a bucket, with blood all over the place. The poor lad had been in the toilet and had, when zipping up in a rush, caught a large chunk of his foreskin in the metal teeth of the zip. He was attempting to run the zip back over the trapped skin to free his todger, but the extreme pain and the sight of copious amounts of his blood was preventing him. Dad made him hold a cloth to cover himself and marched him off to the first aid room where he handed him over to the appointed first-aider; the fact that she was an attractive young sports mistress must have completed his embarrassment!

by Anonymous 1 year ago