+436 Stopping the microwave at 00:01 seconds makes you feel like a bomb disposal expert, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a concern about your username and profile page. The odds are that anybody who labels themselves enthusiastically as a hipster isn't a hipster. Hipsters aren't 'cool' and it's in no way a compliment. Also, I don't think you understand that what generally makes you a hipster is music preferences, not fads.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I could have this feeling. But my OCD means I have to stop the timer on a multiple of 5...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I turn on the microwave, walk away, and wait for the beep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes me feel like I stopped the electrical device that was previously cooking my food with electromagnetic waves from the inside out 1 second before the allotted time I originally told it to cook my food for elapsed. I am a truly horrible horrible human being who does not finish things once she starts them. I am a sorry excuse for a person. But at least it didn't beep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think bomb disposal and bomb disarmament are two different things, but I get the general idea. Also, the effect is much greater when you walk into the kitchen ready for the microwave, you notice that the timer's almost up, and you have just enough time to run over and hit the stop button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best is to stop it at 0:00, though I don't know if you can on all microwaves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goddamn it, this is from Ruminations. I get it, Ruminations is awesome because they're so choosy about what they post, but stealing stuff from there and posting it under your name is about as pathetic as you can get. Fucking think for yourself, please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, it just makes me feel like my food is one second undercooked

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes me feel like the process is incomplete.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post makes me feel like my life is "average".

by Anonymous 13 years ago