The sound of someone falling down the stairs is one of the funniest, most distinct sounds in the world, amirite?

Until you hear their neck snap.

It is distinct, but it's not funny.... It's like, "Hey look at that guy getting robbed haha, oh now the guy is getting shot haha, now he's dead haha and his wife and kids are going to get evicted out of their home haha and then they're going to live on the streets haha while the wife whores herself while doing drugs haha and the kid becomes a young criminal haha and he dies young haha and then the world ends and none of this will be funny hahahahahaha"