If Einstein were to explain his theory of gravity, you would be astounded: firstly because the theory describes gravity as a warping of space-time and not as a force, and secondly because you'd be talking to a dead guy, amirite?

+538 If Einstein were to explain his theory of gravity, you would be astounded: firstly because the theory describes gravity as a warping of space-time and not as a force, and secondly because you'd be talking to a dead guy, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Half the nerds who read this are propably sharpening their knives

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you sure you don't mean Sir Isaac Newton? Damn, just cut my finger sharpening this knife!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow. You dumbass. Einstein was relativity.

by Anonymous 14 years ago