Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom. Mine taught me not to piss on myself in the first place, amirite?

+264 Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom. Mine taught me not to piss on myself in the first place, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, because that's the ONLY reason to need to wash your hands after using the bathroom...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did they also teach you not to flush the toilets with your hands?

by Anonymous 13 years ago