+637 "Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

....God just was...that's a pretty ridiculous question to blow outta proportion, any real Christian certainly Would not..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You left out the word fake..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well said! That is a great answer! That is what I believe :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then why couldn't a single celled organism just have always been, then evolved over millions and millions of years to become all the animals and plants we have now? Hmmmm?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sure, but don't tell me that's not the same probability: you believe in a single organism, I believe in a God.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I'm pretty sure it's a little easier to believe that a single cell reproduced (through mitosis! Yay!) and kept reproducing for millions of years, instead of an all powerful being magically creating everything. And the bible leaves no time for the dinosaurs!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually! My favourite fact about the Bible? The book of Job described dinosaurs(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wait, why did you capitalize the w in would?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why didn't you capitalize the "w" in "wait"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, phone Typo, my B.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If god "just was", couldn't it be possible that life "just was" without any help?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've said it before, one doesn't have a greater probability than the other, some may believe an unexplainable atom started it all, others in a God.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha so true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^well put :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^unnecessary :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^unnecessary :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Anonymous+1): ^unnecessary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Anonymous+2): Shut up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha, i actually really enjoyed this because i pictured some hilly billy and this whole thing playing out. but just as a sidenote (i know OP was just a joke), i hope not everybody thinks of religious people like this. my mum is a bit religious and when i've pointed this out to her she always explains it. basically religion isn't something that can be fully understood by people- there are a lot of unanswered questions and things that are left unexplained so a lot of the time people just have to figure it out for themselves, but that also acts as a beautiful thing in religion because while people are left a bit blind, they're still hold faith.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

in my opinion religion is beautiful. its the crazy closeminded followers that fucked it all up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I fucking lol'd. It's a joke people, no need to start a religious debate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that's the point lol. I'm casually waiting for a nice long comment war to spawn out of this post :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

..You want a religious debate? :O But, they're such a never-ending cycle of butthurt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I will take no part. I want silly little internet newbz to buttsex themselves by raging over the internet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no. meatspin.com is a never ending cycle of butthurt

by Anonymous 14 years ago

XD LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, MeatSpin is a never-ending cycle of sexiness.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what was that other one that doesnt have a gay sounding name? icant remember the name of it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not sure which one you're talking about. There are a LOT of them, but there's one called mylazysundays.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohhh its mylazysundays. i thought it was just lazysunday but it turns out that thats an snl skit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm Christian, and it's cool whatever religion you are, but you can't disbelieve in God just because of the logic "What created God?" That's like saying, assuming the possibility of a deity is taken out of the equation, "I don't believe in giraffes. What created the first giraffe? I've never seen one, anyway." Or even "I don't believe in matter, because where did it all come from?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but the point is most christians say that god always was, yet the univers cant just always have been. this post is basically about hypocrisy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I know, I was just pointing out that... Oooh, never mind, something extremely predictable and very entertaining just happened here, I'mma go read that instead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not Christian, I'm Hindu and I believe that God is just there. He's all powerful and you shouldn't be making fun of Him like this. You'll go to Hell. No doubt. And psst, this is your beginning to the comment war. ;) And God can take your life and give you life, so you don't need to question what He can do and where He came from. A wise sage told me that you don't need to question God and how he came to be. He's just there. I'm repeating things over and over to make this comment longer so it looks like I'm smarter than I really am. Now don't question God or He will punish you. Let the fun comment war begin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm just gonna stand back and watch people rage.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool. I gotta go anyway XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WTF YOU OVERLY RELIGIOUS BLIND COCK BITE. lol jk. but religion is really just a way for people to create answers for something they'll never understand. and before you say the same for science, it's a study, not a belief. unless your a scientologist. yeah.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey,read the bible,its all in there,how god became he must not want us to know yet,and im 12 and i think i know what im talking about,because ur all adults fighting about simple logic. When a very immature 12 year old can easily give you an answer,its all in the big book

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The bible isn't fact.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Prof E.): thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Looololol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

circular logic much?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope you're a troll. I'm 12 too and the bible isn't a reliable source of god since no one knows who wrote it. I think I know what I'm talking about.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hi im 12 and wut is this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did anyone expect me to show up? No? Wow... That's depressing. You know what the atheists' deity is? Time. They say "Over time this..." "With enough time that..." "Given time, this..." it's ridiculous. Time can never, no matter what, take this earth, and turn it into an ant. It can't be done. Yet, they say time created something from nothing, turned rocks into living things, and made bacteria into people. That is just... ono If anyone wishes, ill explain the reason why simple logic shows the need for a god of some kind.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yaaay :D If I can get you to argue here I must win as a troll. Go on

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eh, I'm not that great of a catch; any post concerning my God is a post which I argue on. Here we go: Everything has a cause. Everything we see has causation. Leaves, trees, animals, houses, people, cars, everything has been brought into being By something else. Nothing on this earth sprung into being. Nothing. Nothing can bring about its own existence. That's just illogical.  The universe hasn't existed forever. Now, this was "proven" scientifically in the 1900's, but if you wish ill give you a logical approach to this.  Third, some being, some supernatural force, some transient being capable of flitting through time. Some thing unbound by the laws of physics and time. In short, a god. 

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Explain where God came from then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He is the creation of humans.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I expected it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yay :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@733907 (Scrantoncity): I'm sorry but I cannot stand by and watch your comments about evolution pass by. Have you ever researched it? Properly? And that does not entail just visiting some websites that might say something half true about it. Science has never said or even suggested that time can create something from nothing (this goes against the fundemental laws of the universe), 'turn rocks into living things' or create humans from bacteria (the first organisms were single-cellular NOT bacteria). Please, at least know what you're talking about before you comment. P.S. Who would even want to turn the world into an ant? :L 'I shotgun being the left eye..' P.P.S. I have seen many 'simple logic' arguments for God's existence, including yours; I was commenting on your points about science and so do not need your logic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(not necessarily saying i agree but) the argument is God always was and always will be. He has no beginning and no end

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait, so God's a circle? I thought he was an evil dwarf!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm christian, but i still think this is funny lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Has anyone ever actually seen this happen? just sayin' the only time ive seen Christians being like this is when an old lady was preaching outside a movie theatre.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you! People don't seem to get that not every Christian is a religious nutjob and will attack you over anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shut up faggot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(SnyderB111):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You certainly are a man of brilliance.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its logic and faith. A faith believing person will believe something that can't be proven. That's why faith is, well, faith. A logic person will believe what can be explained, because it won't led to disappointment, and when it comes down to the end and only one of us is right, they can say at least I didn't waste my time. I'm not being biased or saying either side is of more value, its just who people are. So why can't we respect that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"LOL GUISE IMA TROLL COULDN'T U GUESS HAWHAW" Laaaaaameeeee

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Another delicious treat wheeeeeeee

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A real troll doesn't have to repeatedly point out that he's a troll. So any potential you had is now lost, go back to making failed attempts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehehehe

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm an atheist and I think it's funny :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is hilarious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no your MOM was hilarious! oh wait that didnt make any sense....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM AN ORPHAN ..wait. shit :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is funny and strangely accurate...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God is omnipresent. He transcends time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yo momma so fat shes omnipresent

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The reason why you don't get much of a comment war is because you said you wanted one. If you told people to be quiet and not start a war instead of what you said, I'm sure there would be 8348534858 arguments on here. But anyways, I think we should all just shush. You can't explain how everything started with beliefs and whatnot. You can't explain how it everything started with science. Something made everything, something may have made that something and whatnot. Basically it's up to you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha I just realized that it says "god damn" lol.. it's not that funny but whatever..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I’m a Christian, and I’ve wondered this. Everyone always says, “God just always was.” That answer annoys the heck out of me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think human's are ever going to have the answer. Even if there is a God(s) it's highly unlikely that any religion that is around at the moment has the right answer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm atheist; so, i don't believe 'god' is real. realllly, who wrote the bible? certainly not god. &they tell you in school that Adam & Eve were the first people alive... orly? i just think it's a load of crap... like who made god? god can't make him self... this is just basically like the saying "what came first, the chicken...or the egg?" noone knows.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

117 comments...This doesn't surprise me xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Spelling error; it should be "beech."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

guys, just stop arguing about this stuff, we'll all find out when we die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIEEEEEENDS (x2)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I lulzed at all the religous comments. Those who care about who made God know, those who couldn't care less don't. Don't try and shove religion down our throats.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH

by Anonymous 14 years ago