+635 Teachers really need to start using more effective ways of punishment. "I AM GOING TO SHOVE THIS CHALK UP YOUR NOSE AND OUT YOUR MOUTH. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you forgot the other "

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds like your teachers need to start using technology. Chalk? Seriously?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, teachers still use chalk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My teachers, "If you don't shut up, I'm going to throw Shelby at you." or "Do I have to come back there and bitch slap somebody?" True story.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats great.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

theres a reason they dont: a teacher at my school got fired for saying something quite similar to this. and yes, some teachers still use chalk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

literally lol'd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teacher: "I AM GOING TO SHOVE THIS CHALK UP YOUR NOSE AND OUT YOUR MOUTH." Student: "I would LOVE that." xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

someone's got a chalk related fetish ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teacher: "I AM GOING TO SHOVE THIS CHALK UP YOUR NOSE AND OUT YOUR MOUTH." Student **2**: "KINKEY!" xDxD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dunno about chalk, but I've got one who seriously said "Don't make me come back there!" to me. And lightly tapped a guy on the shoulder with a pencil after saying "Are you eating in my class? I WILL hit you, you know." She's awesome XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok, so I have a teacher who is funny in a crazy way. Once he got bad and took a kids folder and hit himself in the face with it. It broke. He gave the kid a new folder and now the old one hangs in his classroom with a note "I broke this with my face :D" (It really does have a smiley face) He tells people things like what the post says. Like "I'm going to ship you to Africa" and stuff like that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There is a black teacher at my (predominately white) school and if she sees someone talking she'll be like "don't make brown lady come back there!" it is hilarious. I can't wait to have her as my teacher, the only reason I know she does that is because she subbed my class one time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My band teacher always threatened to shove our instruments up our nose. I just feel sorry for the guy who played the tuba O_O

by Anonymous 14 years ago