+265 Edgar Allen Poe was officially the first pedo-bear, he married his 13 year old cousin after all. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure there were some before Poe.. But that's not the point I guess. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Older people were marrying much younger people long before Poe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story Poe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'ed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And nevermore...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'cept he wasn't a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Samuel de Champlain married a 12 year old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except pedophiles only like little kids who aren't developed and that would incest as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago