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+126If you think about it, the guy who invented cigarettes is pretty weird. "Let me put tobacco and chemicals in my mouth and light it on fire!", amirite?
Stop trying to get me to spit out my tea from laughter
I understand you aren't British but everything you write I read with a British accent in my head. I too am an American hot tea drinker :D
Everything I write specifically? Because of this, I'm probably going to start reading things with a British accent too...
see I think you have a serious problem, reading things with accents WTF is wrong with you!
There's no such thing as "no accent". :P so there.
British!
Why does one have to be British to enjoy the wonderment of tea? HMM?
I was wondering the same thing, because my first thought at "tea" was sweet tea.
Nah, it was hot tea, with creamer and sugar... I have this serious tea problem...
Haha, I'm from the South. Hot tea is practically blasphemous. Personally, I only like it when I'm sick, but to each their own.
so true, why as I'm typing this I'm finishing up my cup of tea. I randomly just got into making black tea with milk and sugar. It's scaring me cuz I was never this obsessed with it. wow that was off topic. oops
That's white tea. Not black tea and milk
what about asians? I thought of bubble tea then poured tea
That's white tea. Not black tea and milk
http://satans-testicle.tumblr.c...here-are-tears
I was actually frightened.
I love the mental image I had in my head!
Was it of a hamster sqealing and wriggling its little paws as you light it on fire?...mine was =D and im not hostile
You are going to a special type of hell reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the movies
Question, which kind of bear is best
bears, beets, battlestar galactica
What's that from? It sounds super familiar...
I would totally try this, but my Hampster didn't survive the wash cycle
tear
I fucking love you. XD
i love fucking you too!
sorry i have dyslexia
dysexyia*
Me too, i didn't even notice tell you said something.
I'm a hamster and what is this
I'm a guinea pig and it's POTD
I'm eating chips.
Are they Doritos?
They're doritos.
On cue.
This... this is normal...
You sir, have won.
This made my day =D I hope this gets POTD! It deserves it =D
It just did !! Wow!
(stalk)
:O how can you tell :P
How can I tell what?
:P that i was stalking..(i wasnt really :P)
Because dinosaurs are all mighty.
Oh i see..all hail the might dinosaurs RAWR
Haha I came on amirite and I was just like "HOLY CRAP MY FAVORITE POST GOT POTD!!"
=D what's more, you hoped for it to be POTD, and it is! you have special powers dudee!
I smoke and I still find this highly amusing.
Have you ever been bit by your cousin's psychotic hamster? That thing would be LESS dangerous on fire, and I think we've all met one hamster like this...
Well you're probably biased seeing as you're a Guinea Pig...
sigh ever since my father (a crow) left my mother (a domestic guinea pig) for a hamster, I haven't been able to stand the sight of them. I suppose you're right.
my first pet hamster Smokey. He was so evil we had to wear thick gardening gloves when holding him to avoid bites yet he still managed to bite my sister so hard she bled. Eventually we just gave him back to Petco
Hamsters have some sharp teeth, though! And have you seen those claws? I wouldn't say that they're perfectly harmless. But they are VERY harmful lit on fire in my mouth!
OH! I was like "wtf are people talking about hamsters for?" I thought "hamsters" said "hamburgers." My bad.
My hamster got out of its cage, crawled into the closet, and fell three stories down the laundry chute onto the concrete floor. Then it calmly got up and took a crap on a pile of my dad's shirts.
one time i had a bitchy diabetic hamster and it bit my mom and my mom jerked her hand and the hamster went flying into the hallway... but she survived
There aren't enough acronyms on the internet to describe how long I laughed about this.
The one thing I post anonymously from my phone gets POTD'd, while none of my other ones even get homepaged. Figures. Nevertheless, this made my day (:
Poor hamster, butthe attic is better than the back door
R.I.P Hamster
My reaction was haha WTF? You are freaking awesome
Ahaha, greatness.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
oh God...
As soon as I saw the word hamster I thought, OMG RICHARD HAMMOND :D Because I’m sad :/ nice POTD nonetheless (:
Just sharing that my friend is getting me a t-shirt with this amirite printed on it! :D
Hilarious!
I really wish i could give a big hug to the person who made this post :) Soooo funny!
They also both cause cancer.
May I just say that I used this fact for a tobacco project I had to do and I got in trouble.. absolutely hilarious though!
WIN!!!!! :D :D
Dont try this.... BAD THINGS
I love this.
I used this as my facebook status for Amirite's birthday! Happy birthday! :D
Mhm. Mhm. Same with pens!
I read that as penis. . . awkward mental image
I was thinking "until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire" so it wouldn't be painful for me
haha I'll keep that in mind
Haha I did too.
Yeah me too.
Nacho cheese........
You beat me this time...
Heh heh...........
HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, rodent bites hurt like hell!
But the post is still funny
Wait...aren't a lot of things harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire?
Orly? Nowai. u so smaaat
Whoever posted this must be pretty PO right about now, huh?
Ahahahahaha, I see what you did there! XDDDDD
lol can i quote this on my blog, pls?
Lol i did too
Good, but I don't think that it was THAT good.
Let the scolding begin.
Good, but I don't think that it was THAT good.
Let the scolding begin.
Actually it is harmful to you when someone else's smoking it. So you don't necessarily have to put it in your mouth and light it in order to make it harmful. I like the post though.
I imagine a hamster that was lit on fire in someone else's mouth would be pretty harmful too
I'm just saying that cigarettes are not harmless when you don't put them in your mouth. The smoke you inhale when someone else's smoking is worse. Just sayin.
I'm just saying that a flaming hamster won't stay in the other person's mouth for long. Then that flaming hamster is loose in your area. Just sayin.
Isn't anything harmful when you put it in your mouth and light it on fire?
thank you for clarifying the whole point of the freaking post
thats funny :)
After reading the first comments about tea, I was about to ask whether anyone had actually wondered WHY THE OP IS PUTTING A HAMSTER IN THEIR MOUTH TO START WITH???
It's the newest teen fad. you should try it
Better than sparkling vampires, at any rate.
And you would know =D