Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

Stop trying to get me to spit out my tea from laughter

by Anonymous 14 years ago

British!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why does one have to be British to enjoy the wonderment of tea? HMM?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was wondering the same thing, because my first thought at "tea" was sweet tea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah, it was hot tea, with creamer and sugar... I have this serious tea problem...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, I'm from the South. Hot tea is practically blasphemous. Personally, I only like it when I'm sick, but to each their own.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so true, why as I'm typing this I'm finishing up my cup of tea. I randomly just got into making black tea with milk and sugar. It's scaring me cuz I was never this obsessed with it. wow that was off topic. oops

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about asians? I thought of bubble tea then poured tea

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's white tea. Not black tea and milk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's white tea. Not black tea and milk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand you aren't British but everything you write I read with a British accent in my head. I too am an American hot tea drinker :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everything I write specifically? Because of this, I'm probably going to start reading things with a British accent too...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

see I think you have a serious problem, reading things with accents WTF is wrong with you! wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's no such thing as "no accent". :P so there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://satans-testicle.tumblr.com/post/1654919027/there-are-tears

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was actually frightened.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahaha, greatness.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I fucking love you. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i love fucking you too! sorry i have dyslexia hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dysexyia*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too, i didn't even notice tell you said something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my day =D I hope this gets POTD! It deserves it =D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It just did !! Wow!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(stalk)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:O how can you tell :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How can I tell what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:P that i was stalking..(i wasnt really :P)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because dinosaurs are all mighty.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh i see..all hail the might dinosaurs RAWR

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I came on amirite and I was just like "HOLY CRAP MY FAVORITE POST GOT POTD!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

=D what's more, you hoped for it to be POTD, and it is! you have special powers dudee!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WIN!!!!! :D :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My reaction was haha WTF? You are freaking awesome

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You sir, have won.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This... this is normal...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love the mental image I had in my head!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Was it of a hamster sqealing and wriggling its little paws as you light it on fire?...mine was =D and im not hostile

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would totally try this, but my Hampster didn't survive the wash cycle *tear*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you ever been bit by your cousin's psychotic hamster? That thing would be LESS dangerous on fire, and I think we've all met one hamster like this...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well you're probably biased seeing as you're a Guinea Pig...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sigh* ever since my father (a crow) left my mother (a domestic guinea pig) for a hamster, I haven't been able to stand the sight of them. I suppose you're right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my first pet hamster Smokey. He was so evil we had to wear thick gardening gloves when holding him to avoid bites yet he still managed to bite my sister so hard she bled. Eventually we just gave him back to Petco

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't anything harmful when you put it in your mouth and light it on fire?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you for clarifying the whole point of the freaking post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats funny :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hilarious!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

After reading the first comments about tea, I was about to ask whether anyone had actually wondered WHY THE OP IS PUTTING A HAMSTER IN THEIR MOUTH TO START WITH???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you would know =D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's the newest teen fad. you should try it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Better than sparkling vampires, at any rate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really wish i could give a big hug to the person who made this post :) Soooo funny!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mhm. Mhm. Same with pens!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read that as penis. . . awkward mental image

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I did too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah me too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dont try this.... BAD THINGS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are they Doritos?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're doritos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On cue.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are going to a special type of hell reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the movies

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Question, which kind of bear is best

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bears, beets, battlestar galactica

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's that from? It sounds super familiar...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH! I was like "wtf are people talking about hamsters for?" I thought "hamsters" said "hamburgers." My bad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Poor hamster, butthe attic is better than the back door

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hamsters have some sharp teeth, though! And have you seen those claws? I wouldn't say that they're perfectly harmless. But they are VERY harmful lit on fire in my mouth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, rodent bites hurt like hell! But the post is still funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The one thing I post anonymously from my phone gets POTD'd, while none of my other ones even get homepaged. Figures. Nevertheless, this made my day (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol i did too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good, but I don't think that it was THAT good. Let the scolding begin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good, but I don't think that it was THAT good. Let the scolding begin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They also both cause cancer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

one time i had a bitchy diabetic hamster and it bit my mom and my mom jerked her hand and the hamster went flying into the hallway... but she survived

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait...aren't a lot of things harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Orly? Nowai. u so smaaat

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a hamster and what is this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a guinea pig and it's POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There aren't enough acronyms on the internet to describe how long I laughed about this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As soon as I saw the word hamster I thought, OMG RICHARD HAMMOND :D Because I’m sad :/ nice POTD nonetheless (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoever posted this must be pretty PO right about now, huh?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually it is harmful to you when someone else's smoking it. So you don't necessarily have to put it in your mouth and light it in order to make it harmful. I like the post though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I imagine a hamster that was lit on fire in someone else's mouth would be pretty harmful too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm just saying that cigarettes are not harmless when you don't put them in your mouth. The smoke you inhale when someone else's smoking is worse. Just sayin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm just saying that a flaming hamster won't stay in the other person's mouth for long. Then that flaming hamster is loose in your area. Just sayin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

May I just say that I used this fact for a tobacco project I had to do and I got in trouble.. absolutely hilarious though!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just sharing that my friend is getting me a t-shirt with this amirite printed on it! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used this as my facebook status for Amirite's birthday! Happy birthday! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*lol* can i quote this on my blog, pls?

by Anonymous 13 years ago