+337 When you think about it, Arthur the Aardvark has a pretty sad life. All his friends tease him constantly (especially that bitch Francine), his sister is always on his back about how much she doesn't like him and never gets punished beyond the occasional scold, he has to wear glasses and isn't particularly good at anything... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like my life. And what the hell is an aardvark? Is that what he was all along? Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HE'S A FREAKIN AARDVARK?!?!?!?! I could never tell what exactly he was...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know he was an aardvark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eat your fireants Arthur. You guys never read the books.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew he was an aardvark. But, I didn't know what an aardvark was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crazy. I didn't know he was an aardvark. I always thought he was a wallaby - like Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life. They look similar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow none of you knew he was an aardvark. That's sad. His life isn't all that bad. He has a lot of fun. BECAUSE HE HAS A LIBRARY CARD!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But his life sucks because of Crazy Bus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's the aardvark version of Charlie Brown.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is exactly what I was thinking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone else notice how Muffy never volunteered her money to help solve whatever problem the current episode had?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a selfish bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought he was a bear. And my childhood just keeps getting ruined by this site... -sigh-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is your childhood ruined? You want to believe he's a bear for the rest of your life? And your childhood is over. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do, actually. And it's ruined because everything I ever thought in it is crashing down. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I see... Hey, are you Jewish?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Is that a trick question?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm... very confused. I don't know if you're joking or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You decide ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the first ever book he was an anteater, and was made fun of for his long nose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for glasses, that sounds a lot like my life...oh well I'm still happy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im sorry! i didn't mean to offend any one:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there is nothing wrong with wearing glasses

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): no nothing at all, I just watched the episode where Francine is a total bitch about it calling him a 4 eyes and stuff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he's too average for his own good

by Anonymous 13 years ago