+121 Edward Cullen is so pale because there's not much light in the closet, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There also isn't much light in the bushes that he hides in while stalking teenage girls.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha YES!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He is also a petaphile since he is 100 something and the girl is 17

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pedophile*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I love Edward Cullen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is a remake of why Justin Bieber is white.

by Anonymous 11 years ago