Edward Cullen is so pale because there's not much light in the closet, amirite?

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There also isn't much light in the bushes that he hides in while stalking teenage girls.

Sadies avatar Sadie Yeah You Are +3Reply

He is also a petaphile since he is 100 something and the girl is 17

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This is a remake of why Justin Bieber is white.

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I love Edward Cullen.

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