Everyone who clicked YYA violated the Statute of Secrecy!
Doesn't this post kind of violate that? By mentioning how wizards, which of course do not exist in this world or any, could possibly exist?
You Muggles are silly. Obviously we exist. Monkey wizards exist too.
Dear Mr. SexyMonkey,
We have received intelligence that at forty-eight minutes past three, you mentioned the existence of wizards in a place that could be viewed by muggles. We would like to remind you that doing so is a violation of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy and further mentions of our community pose a serious threat to the safety of all witches and wizards.
Hoping you are well,
I have verified that this is indeed the truth.