+546 Thank god for warning labels: I was about to spill hot coffee on my lap while lathering this body wash in my eyes and eating bleach. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and using your blowdryer and/or straightener while taking a bath.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

personally, I enjoy making toast in the bath. WHILE straightening my hair....and ripping tags off mattresses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sounds like a party

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, you can't eat bleach, you can drink it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhh and those little freshness bead packets they put in like shoe boxes...and beef jerky. Pshh. 'Do not eat' my ass. Stingy bastards just wanna hog the goodness. And everyone gets a little hungry when trying on shoes, why else would they be in there??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): sounds like even more fun than my suggestion, haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha this is the first post i've read all day that actually made me laugh out loud!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the company would get sued if they didn't add that even if it looks stupid..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.com/752370-you-cant-sue-someone-for-no-good-reason-oh-wait-yes-you-can-amirite

by Anonymous 10 years ago