+516 Why is Red Bull the only energy drink that gives you super powers? I think Amp should give you the ability to control sound, and Full Throttle should give you super speed, and Monster should give you the ability to shapeshift. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If red bull gives you wings shouldn't it be called something that has wings ? Like purple phoenix or yellow raven ? Idk (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would make sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

indeed (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dr Pepper should give you an MD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a scary thought

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Venom should give you sharp fangs and snake eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

man id drink even more monsters if it gave you the ability to shape shift ... not that i dont already drink a lot xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And what about Rockstar?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ability to play guitar?

by Anonymous 13 years ago