American food: other nation's food, with 7 different kinds of dead animals on, in, or served with it, amirite?

Well isn't that kind of like America itself? A group of different kinds of people, and some aren't always so great, but we try!

Is this a problem

Don't forget the trans and sat fats.

And fried.

American Food: hot dogs, burgers, fries...etc
YOU GET IT.???

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I can hear my mom frying up those delicious dead animals now!

Dead animals sounds a lot more gruesome than meat...

americans are pretty much the least wild when it comes to the animals we eat

Or a synthetic byproduct that looks and somewhat tastes like another few dead animals.