+478 Dear new Mothers: please stop saying "I just had my newborn baby." If you just had a baby, we all know that it was new. Nobody thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your stomach. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just throwing this out there but I would hope that nobody was pushing any living object out of their stomach...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL gah-ross! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they could be flushing out a tapeworm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just baby puked in my mouth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Saw this on Failbook.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha if they're going to steal a quote, at least do it right; stomach?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've never heard anyone say that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Brian Regan

by Anonymous 14 years ago

tortology ftw

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, because they TOTALLY mean that. You're an intelligent being.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This has already been posted...and idk about you, but I'm pretty sure you don't develop a baby in your stomach. Just sayin..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

REPEAT, and you push a baby out of your uterus.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have never heard someone say "I've just had a newborn baby"... maybe "I have a newborn baby" or "I've just had a baby" And stomach? really?

by Anonymous 14 years ago