+427 Bacteria are living organisms. Therefore mouthwash is murder, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Murder is only for humans moron. How could you possibly think this post made any sense

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look up the word "satire".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe I was being satirical too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would make sense if your post wasn't red. But since it is, we know you're serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm pretty sure murder/killing is STILL murder/killing as long as the thing it's done to was originally alive... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if this is murder, vegetarians kill thousands of harmless plants. At least bacteria can run away. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is why I support PETP.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget about Purell! Mass murder, that is! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ALL THE GENOCIDE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

scrantoncity would love this

by Anonymous 13 years ago