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When I was younger, my mom would give me $1 to go to the store. I could get 12 eggs, bags of candy, a gallon of milk and box of tea. You can't now though, there are way too many security cameras. amirite?

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I go to grocery stores dressed in drag and I usually can get away with shoving things between my legs and up my skirt.
It works quite well. y smilie

Clay_s avatar Clay_ No Way +28Reply

Saw this on FunnyPics

@diegoz281 same. Copier

lol i came to this post because someone copied this post

rivals avatar rival Yeah You Are +8Reply
@OnePenguin Saw this on FunnyPics

I got sent this via e-mail. The person who sent it said they came up with it. And I've never actually heard of that site until you mentioned it. But if it was from there, then sorry! D:

Fuzzys avatar Fuzzy Yeah You Are +9Reply

Oh I started singing this to the tune of "the only exception". Lol

Anonymous +16Reply
@Oh I started singing this to the tune of "the only exception". Lol

Haha I reread it to the tune, and freaked when it almost matched the beat.

SpelingChampiens avatar SpelingChampien Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Oh I started singing this to the tune of "the only exception". Lol

Haha! That'd be awesome if this was a song @749980 (Anonymous):

loserbanditos avatar loserbandito Yeah You Are 0Reply

Well, as they all say, "everything's free if you run fast enough."

God dang it I was gonna post that! I just logged in to post this

Demonturkys avatar Demonturky Yeah You Are +14Reply
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@936938

It's a good joke. Who gives a fuck who made it up? Are we going to start patenting knock-knock jokes too?

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@937070

I just don't see the point in flaming posters who obviously get their jokes from other sites. I mean regardless of where the material comes from, the word gets passed and people find it entertaining. I think delving deeper than that is strutting ego or trolling...

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@937125

Not what I was saying at all. The guy was just trying to share something interesting he thought everyone on this site would enjoy--and it has served well at that. I thought that's what this site was all about. Sharing ideas. Not flaunting how brilliant we are individually. Now, I'm not dogging on anyone who disagrees with me; I'm remarking on how wasteful it seems to insult someone (I.E calling them an "unoriginal pussy who can't think of their own shit") merely because they borrowed an idea.

I'm done.

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@937186

Regards of this whole 'copier' ordeal, I think the language you used to describe the poster was a bit harse..I mean really, who cares if he copied? I understand that you do, but calling him an unoriginal pussy? LOL, nice way to show your immaturity.

yumchas avatar yumcha Yeah You Are +1Reply
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yumchas avatar yumcha Yeah You Are +2Reply
@938002

I posted that comment when this post was first made. And I didn't copy anything on amirite. And thank you for your oh so kind words.

Demonturkys avatar Demonturky Yeah You Are +2Reply
@936938

U just jelly

Anonymous +19Reply
@U just jelly

Just not Jell-0

@Dwight Just not Jell-0

better watch out, i am going to put your stapler in Jello again.

@U just jelly

@936949 (Anonymous): I do like jelly

@936938

And I'm a ninja!

You know what they say about black guys with big hands........ They can steal a LOT of stuff xD

I'm eating chips.

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@937117

They're doritos.

@Roy They're doritos.

Are they cool ranch?

donpatchs avatar donpatch Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Roy Nacho cheese.......

Actually I believe it is in fact my cheese.

Anonymous 0Reply

Copier.. But still funny

Anonymous +7Reply

polarthebear is a douchebag, amirite?

Anonymous +5Reply
@polarthebear is a douchebag, amirite?

Polarthebear is one of your favorite amiriters, amirite?

Anonymous +2Reply
@polarthebear is a douchebag, amirite?

You're an anonymous faggot, amirite?

Mikes avatar Mike Yeah You Are +1Reply

OKAY WE GET IT! MOST OF THE SHIT ON THIS SITE IS EITHER FROM FACEBOOK OR ANY WHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET. WE GET IT. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Anonymous +5Reply

No way!

Anonymous +1Reply

lol

flipflop386s avatar flipflop386 Yeah You Are 0Reply

ROFL!

Im gonna fuck you...

... in ... the ass

Anonymous 0Reply

LOLOL
OP is a newfag

Anonymous 0Reply

I saw this one fb...

This was posted 2 days after my bday!(:

smb4evers avatar smb4ever Yeah You Are -15Reply
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