+1,415 Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm 50. Grab a saucer out the cupboard I gotta feed my kitty. Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a tube of Colgate, cause when I leave for the night, I'll be back by 8, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wake up in the morning feelin like Buster Kitton I haven't taken my prescriptions yet because I haven't eaten before I leave I dip my denchers in polygrip then I rub some Bengay on my tender hip (;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that was such an awesome song!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Facebook status??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

keep going! Where's the chorus?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm talkin' 'bout shavin' hair off my toe, toe, throwin' on my old clothes, wishin' that I didn't feel old, old...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im talkin bout groceries in my trunk trunk To old to sleep in a bunk bunk Wish I still had that funk funk Drop down and feeling dizzy I've Got to take a wizzy Everythings getting fady young boys call me an old lady when i play golf i need a caddy

by Anonymous 14 years ago