+475 You sometimes imagine how you would teach your students if you were a teacher, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I taught kindergarten, I would mess up their futures by teaching them incorrectly. Cows go oink! The sky is brown! "Cat" is spelled "c-u-n-t" Wanna touch my penis? The alphabet goes Q, W, E, R, T, Y...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've decided that, if I were a modern language teacher, I would teach the kids mostly grammar first, instead of just making them memorize common phrases. I can't stand it when teachers do that (the latter).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering I want to be a teacher, yeah, it's something that enters my mind often.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Id be a really cool teacher, but that doesn't mean I'd be like those teachers that want the class to like them so much that no one gets anything done

by Anonymous 12 years ago