There are two sides to a trumpeter's personality: there is the one that lives only to lay waste to the woodwinds and strings, leaving them lying blue and lifeless along the swath of destruction that is a trumpeter's fury; then there's the dark side, amirite?

+155 There are two sides to a trumpeter's personality: there is the one that lives only to lay waste to the woodwinds and strings, leaving them lying blue and lifeless along the swath of destruction that is a trumpeter's fury; then there's the dark side, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, trumpets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought the whole band of instruments worked together to blend into beautiful music. Where does the fighting killing stuff come from? Too many nasty x box games IMO.

by Anonymous 8 years ago

LONG LIVE TRUMPETS. TRUMPETS ARE ALWAYS ON CAPS LOCK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know Billy Mays was a trumpet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why just the woodwinds and strings?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they are in the front and therefore stupid! And strings are lame

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I might understand it now. In a symphony orchestra the trumpets are in the middle of the 4th row with clarinets and bassoons on the 3rd row, flutes and oboes on the 2nd ro and violas on the first while the rest of the orchestra are on the side but I would think you would have to get through the horns and trombones to reach them. So basically the woodwinds and violas are in front of you. I could be wrong though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a viola player and I favorited this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pffft. Trumpets. Who needs 'em.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TRUMPETS FUCK YEAH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago