+171 You wish you could record your dreams...then you'd have the best porn, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

;p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the weirdest movies I've ever seen in my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know... you can't really control your dreams when you're sleeping.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooh, ooh, I can! I'm a lucid dreamer, and it was hard work, so I like to brag about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was a very brief time when I was like 17 that I would realize in my dreams that I was just dreaming and then nothing from the dream seemed weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That used to happen to me randomly, but I dreamed so infrequently I barely remembered it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I had the best dream two days ago. It was an action-comedy-porn, and it had Danny McBride, John C. Reilly, Anna Faris and all sorts of other comedy actors, and some porn stars, and it was like a regular action comedy but it had hardcore sex scenes :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I occasionally dream that I'm a guy and I try to get my mom in bed. But then I can't get it up and we're all disappointed and she makes me food. Then I sing something and wake up in a cold sweat. I hate it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago