Also about slow and cop+196Life is like a highway. As a child you wanted to grow up so fast, so you took the fast lane. But now that you are grown up, you realize that the fast lane is too fast, so you try moving into the slow lane. But no matter how hard you try, you can't slow yourself down, and for once in your life, you wish a cop would pull you over. amirite?
Also about slow and cop+127You feel like the coolest person when you flash your brights to warn others of a cop/accident that they are headed towards. Especially when you see them slow down in your rearview mirror. amirite?
Also about cop and speeding+332It would be awkward if a cop got pulled over by another cop for speeding, amirite?
Also about cop and speeding+163If you get pulled over for speeding in the fast lane on the highway, a cop isn't going to be like "Oh! You were in the fast lane? Haha, nevermind that the speed limit is 60! Please, keep going 75!" Amirite?