Does Sponge-Bob use a condom or does he absorb it? amirite?

What about that episode with Sandy? ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're sponges... they reproduce by budding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's Spongebob. He wears clothes, has a job, and lives with a meowing snail in a tropical fruit next to a misleadingly named octopus. Are you really going to point out technicalities?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, Gary is a snail that meows. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually i think there is a real episode where he says he reproduces by budding. i can't remember which one, but he said that, then he made a bunch of little spongebob heads pop out of his arm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I remember that, but he also has two parents. It's not the most consistent show...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

squidward is a squid, right? cause octopus have to have 8 tenticles..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Squidward has eight, when he needs too. Besides, Squid have 8 legs plus 2 tentacles, which is wen farther off. Also, the plural of octopus is octopi.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when he needs too? do you mean to or two? wen.. do you mean one? and i know that the plural is octopi. but i dont know how to use it write so i didnt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant "to" (too/ to is my only grammar weakness), and you use octopi when referring to every other octopus, instead ofnjust one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay, but what did you mean "wen" .. one? .. or when?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant "Even"... I can't type on my iPad...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

allright, haha it makes sense now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does Spongebob even have a penis? n_n

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His nose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Therefore, how would the condom absorb if his "penis is his nose"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

snot?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know how Spongebob reproduces. I'd be more than happy to show you ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My place tonight? ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think its the episode where theyre having a competition to see if land or sea creatures r best

by Anonymous 13 years ago