+101 It's very awkward and disturbing to watch a girl talk to her boobs, especially when each one has a name. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Creepy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I talk to mine. but it's mostly things like, "what are you doing?" "Are you drunk?" "Get out of the way."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Girls talk to their boobs?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You don't?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I'm a guy so

by Anonymous 11 years ago

well if you eat a lot of icecream you can grow boobs and make two new friends

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Cool! Do you have name ideas? I need a baby name book!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ben and Jerry because they're good and delicious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And when my boyfriend dumps me I can eat my boobs while watching Lifetime movies! wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or you could name them tittens the tit-ternators thing one and thing two

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hehe thing one and thing two

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and when they grow up and ask where boobs come from you can just say, "when a mommy and some icecream love each other very much..."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It'll be so sad when they grow up and go off to boob college.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

maybe you'll be a boob grandmother and your boobs will grow their own boobs and then you get breast cancer because those weren't your boobs' boobs

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're...a guy?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

shh

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're not a guy...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

(I know)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

YOU'RE A GUY!?!?! My whole life is a lie...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm your whole life? Well that's a little creepy...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sue me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

WE CAN BE ON JUDGE JUDY or divorce court d

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well if you want :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago