+885 Two atoms are walking along... well, they're suspended in space. One turns to the other... well okay, rotates slighty in a non-locked fashion in the direction of the other, and says... well, okay, somehow gets the following point across.... oh fuck it, if jokes were this accurate, we'd never laugh at them, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So wait, what's the end of the joke? Lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"So one atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron". The other atom says "Are you sure?" to which the first atom replies "I'm positive". :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait... atoms are really small. How did you notice that they floated into the bar?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...they were fat atoms. wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, they were actinides?

by Anonymous 14 years ago