+504 Saxophone players can blow. Drummers can bang. But trombone players can do it in 7 positions, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you play the trombone on an elevator you can do it in seven positions on so many levels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That'd be quite a threesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you mean *trumpet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meanwhile, violinists finger a g-string while lightly caressing the f-hole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought they fingered A minor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We do that too. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh snap

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No matter how cliche', I can't restrain myself from liking a perverted band joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im a trombone player ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you should have said tromboners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my boyfriend plays trombone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But saxophone players are saxy. I may be biased, however.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But sexophone players like but sax

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah? Well us flutes finger AND blow at the same time! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With all 10 fingers. Well...nine. But who needs that other thumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget tonguing. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous)Oh Yeah! My band techer said that the other day. It was especially funny because she was like "do you know what I want from you?" and one of my fellow flutes was like "Yes. I know what you want. You want me to tongue it." I almost died laughing. Ahhh, you gotta love band :D:D:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I play trombone :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, french horns can be done in like 40 different holes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trombones do it in 8 positions if you like it on the floor ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago