Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a...

+1,296 Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a Lipton Tea Bag! amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This whole thing is obviously taking about a penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Derp.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i didn't know you pulled down your pants to drink tea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You must be American then, we Brits always do!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know where I'm moving to ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-_- This would be funny if it could actually be applied to a Lipton tea bag.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Minus the first part, I lold.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehe tea bag.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pure genius!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's Cool to me

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It was Cool to me

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It was Cool me

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i seriously thought it was a dick but since i know so much about tea i drink it almost every day so then i got the memo

by Anonymous 10 years ago