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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?

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OP obviously wants to have sex with his mother.

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are +61Reply

Pass the penis--er lightbulb

Anonymous +23Reply
@Pass the penis--er lightbulb

Are we seriously going to start these types of penises-- I mean comments?

Anonymous +41Reply
@justfuckmeup Stop trying to penis-- er, I mean witty.

I like penises--er, I mean... No, I mean penises.

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +88Reply
@iceeselenawiz I like penises--er, I mean... No, I mean penises.

Congrats on ruining it. Don't be such a penis-- um, I meant dick.

@justfuckmeup Stop trying to penis-- er, I mean witty.

That should say "be penis."
Damn. I ruin everything. emo smilie

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@1828336

What's confusing?

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Statefarm What's confusing?

Yeah, I don't know what boxtop's going on about.

@Statefarm What's confusing?

Nooo! Not more mango terror! swt smilie

@boxtop Nooo! Not more mango terror!

What's wrong with mangos?

Blake11royss avatar Blake11roys Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Favvkes awww yeahhhhhh

No...must...resist...I can feel the mangoness taking over...

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/118755

Everybody with this pro pic should upvote/love Favvkes's comment so it's just a whole bunch of mangoes.

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Ebony_Way so u lik mangos 2?

i actually like mancums more hello smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Favvkes i actually like mancums more

What started this mango trend?

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@What started this mango trend?

Yeah man, screw them and their penises.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Sun I mean mangoes

Good Guy Dennis, bringing us back to the POTD

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This is the best Penis-- I mean Post Of the Day ever.

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +18Reply

Putting in a lightbulb can be hard, sometimes you need the extra help... I mean penis.

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +8Reply
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@1828676

For what? I really couldn't care less if an anon doesn't like me.

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The POTD have been really bad the last couple of days

Anonymous +7Reply

We've been talking about this is psych class. This gave me Lols.

I wonder what he would say about the penis game...

eastcoasts avatar eastcoast Yeah You Are +1Reply
@eastcoast I wonder what he would say about the penis game...

He'd probably say he had the longest- er, loudest yell of everyone.

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@1828219

And penis.

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@1828553

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS. I think I broke

Guys... stop confusing POTD with a post. I mean penis.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are 0Reply

hahahahahaha wut

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@1828711

That's probably because you are. Wait until high school, my child.

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@1828732

Oh. Well then. Nevermind. It's this a Freudian type of thinking learned in Psychology. You should Google it.

@1828732

it's okay, it took me a second too because I never had psychology, I'm taking it next year, The post is pretty much talking about subconscious mind, he's tell a joke about to psychological analyzers, but what's he's really thinking about is sex/ gay porn, (for some reason, I immediately thought it was two male analyzers, subconscious mind??) Hope this makes sense, It's kinda hard to explain, but funny once you get it.

Pssh, TWO Freudian Analysts? It only takes ONE cat smirk smilie
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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -5Reply
@Favvkes Pssh, TWO Freudian Analysts? It only takes ONE cat http://ctrlv.in/118732

How many people does it take to force in a cat related joke on every POTD? Just one, only you.

Awesome. We talked about Freudian slips in world geography last week.

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@1828492

Holy crap, my comment is from 2 years ago. I barely even remember posting it, haha.

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@1828952

Really? Well, I actually remember now, I posted this early on in my freshman year and now I'm a junior, so it was a little less than 2 years ago!

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@1829386

Yeah, it was posted on November 16th, 2010, so it's a little under 2 years ago. Or am I just really bad at math?

JellyBlocks avatar JellyBlock Yeah You Are 0Reply

3/10 It's a joke, but I don't get it. And many people probably don't. Also, it isn't an opinion.

If I don't post a rating, I'm out having a life.

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