+303 Darth Vader must owe a buttload in child support payments, amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Hooray, I'm not the only person who uses the word "buttload!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, the child support collectors fly through the galaxy to the Death Star. "Uh, Mr. Vader? We're here to collect your child support payments." FORCE CHOKE TIME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His wife died and both of his children got adopted (Leia by Bail Organa and Luke by Owen and Beru Lars). You don't pay child support if your children have been adopted. Nice try though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago